Dec. 4, 2020
Don't skip that commercial


In episode 28 of Back to the '80s, Toscano and Chang talk about the commercials that drove us crazy back then, but now we get nostalgic when we hear them.
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Thanks for joining us this Friday.
I am Toscato, and I've got the
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ever so wondrous chained to my right, and together we formed the Madness here
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on Back to the Eighties Radio.
Thank you for joining us, because this
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is the only place where we bring
the eighties back to a new generation,
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especially those that think that anybody from
the eighties is old. We're not old.
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We're as young as we feel,
not look, but feel. I
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want to thank you guys for joining
us. You know we're here again on
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Back to the Eighties, and we
want to keep reminding you to keep joining
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us every single Friday, where we'll
be talking about are the greatest things that
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the eighties had to offer. We're
even going to be talking about those things
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that were not so great in the
eighties. It's not all rose petals and
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rainbows. I mean, there was
some nasty stuff that happened in the eighties,
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and we're also going to be talking
about all those things and more.
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I also want to let you know
that throughout the show, if you happen
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to hear the following clip, Oh
man, I hate I hate that song
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more than I hate man. So
if you happen to hear that it's because
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Chang has gone off into lala land
and said something he wasn't supposed to.
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And I will immediately play that clip
for you. Hopefully we won't have to
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hear it for too much. Hey, tasconoll, I got a real quick
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changry. Remember you asked me one
time, what is one thing that you
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hate nowadays that the eighties didn't have? Remember you asked me that I do
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remember a loud and clear yes.
Well, I went to McDonald's the other
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day and I got a dollar soda
and that crap sucked. Back in the
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eighties. I remember going to McDonald's
and getting a Coca cola that would make
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my eyes water. Remember McDonald's cooke
said, of your heart palpetations. For
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those of you who cannot see,
Chang is wearing a hat. We've all
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seen the red Maga hats, right
that a certain political group likes to wear.
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He's wearing totally the opposite. And
I believe it's dark blue? Is
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it? I can't see the camera. Is it dark blue or is it
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black? It is blue? Okay, so it's dark. It's blue,
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and it says make America native again. Who did you have them? Did
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you have that made or did you
just buy it like that from a store
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nearby. Whe No, no,
bro, my sister got this a because
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as you know, I am the
rassa in the Casa. I am of
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Native American blood. That means I
was here before anybody in the Mayflower or
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the Princess Cruizes came across this fine
land. That's right, bro, Now
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you are you're a part Native?
Do you know what crime? Yes?
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I am of Lucegnel and Yackey Indian. That's right. We're not the Indian
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tribe that's sold out to the great
American white people. And as you know,
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as we just surpassed Thanksgiving, thank
you for bringing this out to Usconnell,
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I do not why do I feel
that I'm gonna Why do I feel
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like I'm gonna have to press the
deaf leopard button? Prety? So oh
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please anything but death Lepard because they
came over on the may Oh my god,
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I am not a prejudice man.
You've been my friend for years,
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right, You're my only Italian friend? Is blight Ship BOYORDI correct and Beetles
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pizza and I love you for it. But hey, I gotta go on,
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I got I go. I gotta
go on the stretch. Back in
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the eighties, it didn't matter what
ethnicity we came from, what race we
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came from. We were all in
for one thing, a good time,
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right, And the eighties was a
good time nowadays. Well that and the
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fact, yeah, that and the
fact that even if you were made fun
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of your background, for example,
nobody cared. Nobody cared, you know,
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they made fun of you, and
then it's done and you went on
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to something else, unlike today.
It's just it was just a different time.
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All right. Well, we've got
a great show full of nostalgia,
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because tonight we're gonna be talking about
those commercials of back in the great eighties,
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the commercials that back then used to
bug us to death. I used
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to wonder, one day, I
hope I can skip through commercials. The
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irony is that now in twenty twenty, we get all nostalgic with those same
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commercials. And so as we listen
to some of these commercials, some of
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them will mean absolutely nothing to us, but some of them will have some
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you know, something that we can
really really talk about, and we can
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dive in and talk about. And
that's what we wanted to share with you.
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Guys, So don't go away when
we come back commercials of the eighties,
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in particular the end of the decade
nineteen eighty nine. Don't go away
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a some of you remember the eighties
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Taking you on a trip to him
better time, A time when America
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used to win at things, When
we won the Cold War by arming Afghanistan,
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When we beat Russian boxers by jugging
in the woods, When a welder
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could become a dancer, when a
poor immigrant could become to the power of
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music, a guru to a generation. This is a trick. Listen to
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the decade of decadence right here,
Start back to the eighties. Lay your
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first commercial, ill meet tis gone, and I will tell you exactly if
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I want to go deaf Leppard or
if I employ it. How's that?
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Well, how about we do this. I'll play the commercial and you tell
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me what's the first thing that comes
to your mind. You know, we'll
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kind of play it by ear.
Okay, here we go. Well,
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yeah, of course, here comes
today's duras All battery and here's yesterday's.
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Today's are both to last up to
long. They're the ones we made just
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a few years back, so you'll
be guaranteed a long, happy life.
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Today's Duracell last long. So here's
the funny thing about that commercial. It
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has two little couples, Yep,
it's about DA cell batteries, right,
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and it shows two little you know, the wedding cake couples that they put
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on the top, and they're and
they're moving right, and they're moving.
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But the one that has the Dura
cell obviously continues and it takes the girl
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into the hotel room and puts the
little sign on the door today that commercial
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would not play, No, wouldn't. What does this commercial bring back memories
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anything to you? I remember rushing
out to buy durosall batteries because I wanted
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to live the life of perfection when
I went to a battery system to give
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me longevity and to give me prosper
But this commercial they used to take me
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off as bad as when Robert Conrad
would come out on TV and go,
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I dare you to knock this off
my shoulder. Well, how I'm gonna
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knock the battery off your shoulder.
I'm gonna kick the energizer bunny in his
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ass. And you know what I'm
gonna go with? Ever Ready, the
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number nine in the cat ever Ready, he has always sucked. Though ever
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Ready has been the battery that they
sell here at the ninety nine cents store.
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I mean it doesn't even last an
hour. Oh it doesn't. Here's
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commercial number two, and it has
a has a lot of skin in it.
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Oh. It's almost as if someone
once said, just in case people
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like sunshine and water, we had
better make flora now, and we'd better
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make miles of beautiful beach just in
case people want to go to the They're
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over four million miles of roads in
Alamo Territory all across the Wow and nationwid
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it's commercial horror. Alamo rent a
car Alamo hundred. Oh there's a company
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that went out of business really quick
before the nineties hit. Well, No,
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Alamo Alamo. You can still rent
a car with Alamo, believe it
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or not. Yes, yeah,
Alamo is still a thing, believe it
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or not. Oh, I'm thinking
of oj Simpson running through airports trying to
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go get away from TS agents and
cops because he had two people to death.
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I'm sorry, No, you're thinking. You're thinking of ugly duckling car
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rentals. Yes, hurts run a
car now. Alamo. Alamo was a
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pretty good for rent a car.
I have to admit to you, Tskano.
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At times, back in the age, I did rent a car from
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Alamo, you know, and I
thought the first thing, Oh my god,
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the Texas Rangers are going to come
out and get me because I'm Mexican
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renting a car from Alamo. You
know, when Davey Crockett supposedly killed so
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many Mexicans at Indians, I got
away, was it? You know?
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Throughout all the eighties, I don't
remember my dad. I can't remember ever
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renting a car, either with Alamo
or Hurts or anybody else. Oh come
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on, Oh, my dad was
not that time. No, no,
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no, my dad was, we'll
use the family car, and if we
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can't use the family car, we
don't go. You see but your dad,
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your dad carried bodies in that family
car. Correct. It was a
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big old It was a big old
LTD. You can fit six bodies in
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the back trunk. All right,
here's another commercial, and let's see what
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this is about. Oh, you're
gonna like this one because we got a
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lot to talk about this one.
Okay, not marathons, but he is
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taking his health more seriously, and
so am I. I buy more fruit
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and skip the cookie aisle. And
I switched from mayonnaise to miracle Whip salad
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dressing. It has exactly I knew
calories, even low cholesterol plas. Miracle
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Whip has that tangy zip. And
Sam takes that seriously too. Yeah,
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She's absolutely right. Miracle Whip has
that tangy zip. Miracle Whip is the
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alternative for those people that can't eat
or don't want to eat mayonnaise. But
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I'll tell you what I'd rather eat. The entire jar of mayonnaise. Thank
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you ever than ever touch a drop
of miracle whip. I've had sandwiches made
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with miracle whip in the past when
I was a kid. As a matter
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of fact, in the eighties,
some of my friends moms would make Oh,
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we've we just made a sandwich with
miracle whip. You're gonna love it.
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It has less thirty percent less calories
than a regular mayonnaise, and it
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was disgusting. No to scuttle.
You have hit the bird right between the
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eyes of the miracle whip, and
you're gonna want to queue up that song
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really quick the because I hate heye
miracle whipp good look, Oh yes,
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bring it on. So did you
also hate the miracle whip? Miracle whip
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was like I remember one time we
ran out of mayonnaise in the Chang residence.
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Okay, I'm not going to give
the day or the time. This
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is when all my chang gats,
my four beautiful daughters were mere chang gats,
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and my wife goes, honey,
quick, note, I ran out
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of your mayonnaise. But I used
what I could, and I put miracle
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whip in it. And at the
time I was off to work, and
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I really didn't care because I was
kind of grumpy, sick of the morning,
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you can imagine. And when I
dug deep into my launch box and
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I tasted my tuna fish sund which
with miracle whippo, I felt like jumping
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off the exact building that I was
on, six stories up because miracle whip
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tasted just like listening to a Death
Leopard song. Crappy. Yes, so
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yeah, miracle whip. Now,
if you're listening to us for maybe Australia
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or Germany or you know the UK, the UK or Panama or any one
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of the forty countries that listened to
us, oh yeah, and you don't
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have miracle whip. Thank you're lucky
stars, because miracle whip. Miracle whip
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is just something that was made in
a lab and it's white and it looks
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like mayonnaise, only it's bright white. And uh, you know what it
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looks like. It looks like a
miracle whip whip cream. Yes, as
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a matter of fact, I would
rather put sweet whip cream that goes on
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top of pies. Miracle whip is
good for people on diets, on the
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salad. Yeah. So for those
of you who don't have miracle whip,
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just be thankful that you don't have
it. It's just a freak of nature
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and it should have never been invented. Now, I know that there are
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some people that do like it,
and more power to you if you do.
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I don't understand how, but you
know, enjoy your enjoy your miracles.
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Well, the way I look at
it, if you want to be
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on a diet and you don't want
to eat anything, put miracle whip on
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it, and you will automatically not
want to eat anything that miracle whip touches.
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There's your diet. I'm on a
miracle whip diet. I've put miracle
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whip on everything, and I don't
need any of it. All right,
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if you've just joined us here back
to the eighties, we were talking about
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the commercials of the nineteen eighties and
in particular nineteen eighty nine end of the
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decade, retro commercials, and we
just got done listening to a miracle whip
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commercial. You know, how were
your commercials? Were they as cheesy and
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as corny as they were back then? For us? It's funny because today
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it's something that people go nuts for. And there are some YouTube channels that
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make a living out of playing commercials
from the sixties, seventies, eighties,
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nineties and today. And it's funny. It's funny how people would now love
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to listen to commercials. Reminds me
of that movie with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley
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Snipesho. Remember Demolition Man. Oh
yes, yes, So remember that movie
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was with Sandra Bullock as well.
And she's in the car and their radio
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stations play nothing but classic commercials,
and Sylvester Stallone goes, what are you
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listening to? And she's like,
this is the best station in town and
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it's nothing but cheesy commercials, all
right, So onto continuing the commercials of
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the nineteen eighties. Let's see what
this one's all about. Four wheel driver
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and power religion. So won't get
done. I can't fiddle a fire when
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it Trooper, I can carry all
this at five dolls. I'll ever like
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it, I'll ever lie it.
No, you can save up the nine
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hundred dollars on the versatile Trooper.
So that commercial, they're all dressed in
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leader hosen, you know, German
leader hosen and or or something similar,
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right, and they're up in the
mountains. Do you remember changing the Suzu
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guy. I had forgotten all about
this, Yes, and he keeps and
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he keeps on going, you know. And so the commercial is about the
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Isuzu Trooper, which back in nineteen
eighty nine when this commercial came out,
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the car was only thirteen thousand dollars
remember those prices. And you know what's
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funny was one of the crappier vehicles
your money could ever be wasted on was
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the a Suzu Trooper. But who
could forget about Joey Suzu. I believe
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that they tried to come out with
a sitcom of the character Joey Suzu or
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did he partake in the TV show
A being of that character, but himself
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as an actor, I don't remember. Yeah, I don't know. I
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remember something similar, So that does
ring a bell. I just don't remember
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exactly what it was that he was
involved with. But he came out on
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some funny commercials and then there were
some that were really really annoying, and
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one of them was this one.
That one. Yeah, but you have
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to admit, though, my brother
Joey Suzu was a very good character and
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it was a very good sales pitch
because he was relatable, he was comical
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and somebody when they hold those two
endearments are going to sell a product which
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we know by now so many suckers
who were out there that bought the Asuzu
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Trooper, which was a worthless piece
of mechanical failure. There I said that,
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and I'm Probuss said you can go. So, yeah it was.
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It wasn't as good as for example, Now, all cars are generally pretty
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good today, but back then,
yeah, there were some. There were
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some cars that were pretty lemony,
and one of them was the Zeus.
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Now do you remember the worst car
of all the eighties? What was the
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worst car of the entire eighties?
Let's see if you know this one well
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that it had to be there.
You know what I now was the Gremlin.
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I would have to agree either the
Gremlins. I'm gonna I'm gonna give
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you three I'm gonna give you I'm
gonna give you three choices. Okay,
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worst cars of the entire eighties,
and I'm talking worse than the handa,
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worse than anything. Number one,
number one, now number one, either
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Gremlin Pacer or how can we forget
that brand new three thousand dollars car named
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the ugo Oh so which one was
worse in your opinion? I can tell
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you the ugliest car of the three
was probably the Gremlin, and then followed
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by the Pacer, because the Ugo
at least had some kind of design to
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it. Oh well, I'll tell
you right now. All three mentions of
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all three vehicles hurt my taint,
and I will tell you, oh,
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I felt that almost when I was
going to get a shot. My tain't
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hurts where it fucker's up as like, Oh, but I would have to
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do I hate all three vehicles,
but I would have to say the you
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Go is by far the crappiest vehicle
of the eighties on that list. Yeah,
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the you Go. It's like you
Go, I Go. We all
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go to hell if we buy this
vehicle. Let me here's a true story
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for you. This was nineteen eighty
nine. Okay, nineteen eighty nine.
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I was working for Lincoln Savings and
Loan and yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
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yeah, big big job too.
I was very very young, you
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know. Still, I believe I
was a year I was a senior or
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something like that. But anyway,
I was working as a junior assistant computer
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operator at Lincoln Savings and Loan.
I was so excited. Oh I had
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a great job I had. I
have to give you this background just so
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you can paint a picture of the
whole scene. Okay. So I would
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go to work every day, Okay, you paint away. Now I would
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go with a suit and tie to
work. I was looking good all right.
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Now my car, which I had, a little Toyota pickup truck,
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a little eighty six pickup truck.
My car got stolen. You know,
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for those of you don't know,
in the US, especially in southern California,
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people were stealing cars like there was
no tomorrow back then, to remember
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that, and especially little pickup trucks, especially exactly, but they would especially
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steal pickup trucks because they used to
turn them into mini trucks back then.
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So I had a buddy of mine
and I needed to get to work immediately,
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and uh, you know, I
worked in a business complex, so
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everybody would you know, had nice
cars. And anyway, my buddy goes,
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you know, I've got an extra
car you can drive as long as
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you need it. Bad thing is, you know, it kind of doesn't
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have breakes all that often, but
it's you know, you can switch it
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into gear and kind of stop the
car with the gears. It has only
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three. It has only three gears, And I go, okay, well,
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what do you have? Yes,
so he goes, I go,
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what do you have? And he
says, well, it's uh, it's
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a Gremlin. And so when I
went to pick up his car, it
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was a white Gremlin with black stripe, a black stripe on the hood,
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on the roof, and on the
back. It was a sports it was
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the Sports Edition. So it had
a stick shift and three speeds. And
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by the way, it had no
brakes. So yeah, I literally not
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even a handbrake. Nothing. So
I would literally, no, sorry,
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it had the handbrake. So I
would use this the uh the you know,
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the gears to slow it down as
much as possible, and then I'd
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use the handbrake to finally to stop
the car. So that's my Gremlin story.
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I hated that car to death.
The Gremlin was the worst thing that
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I have ever driven. Wow,
now that's funny because it was the perfect
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vehicle to have an open bar.
Once you lift the back hatchback, it
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was all added. But you know
what, there were some pretty elvy cars
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in our days. And you remember
back in the seventies, seventy nine.
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The Pinto was also a hideous car. So was the Maverick. You remember
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the Maverick. I was about to
say, yeah, and here's a funny
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thing. My dad had a green, disgusting green like fly eyeball brand Maverick.
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It was disgusting. This is a
guy who This is a guy my
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dad, who worked at Toyota working
for the union, could have bought a
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brand new Selca or a camera or
Crescent back then, and he decided to
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drive around in a piece of crap
V eight Maverick. No, get this.
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My sister, my older sister.
I called her Peaches from her homegrown
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name back when she was from a
gang. I know she's listening. She's
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gonna say, you still play so
b I'm gonna knock you out. But
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anyway, what's it? What's your
sister's name? My sister, Yolanda?
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Oh yeah, hey, Yolanda.
Shout out to Beaches. Me and my
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best friend. It was no longer
with us. He passed away, uh,
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you know, in nineteen eighty five. But that's another story. I
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don't want to get into that.
We used to borrow my sister's Maverick and
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me and him were like eighteen and
a half, going to be nineteen.
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We would borrow this Maverick to go
to Hollywood and cruise Sunset and Hollywood Boulevard.
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Now trip out of this. Now
get this. We would take the
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Maverick away from my sister's house.
We would puff up the hub caps and
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we would put Honda hub caps on
this Maverick so it looked like they had
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chrome wheels. And get this,
and you weren't embarrassed. The stereo system
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was only a m brother and a
track, right, So my buddy Rayby,
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he would take his big old ghetto
blaster. We would put it in
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the back seat. Now we would
line the front dash with a Judas priest
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a flag that we had gotten from
a concert. So the front dash was
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in a black kind of silk Judas
Priest kind of banner, and we had
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it thumb tacked to the initial plastic
or the back seat window where the speakers
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were, to the am a track
were we had an iron Maiden banner.
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So we had iron Maiden, which
was the killered banner over that covering the
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speakers, aligning with the back seat
all the way to the floor. We
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would tuck it in of an iron
Maiden banner and we would roll the Hollywood
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cranking my buddies crazy system, blasting
metal all the way to Hollywood in a
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green Maverick and the color green resembled
Army green and Macho green. It was
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in nineteen seventy nine Maverick. That
Maverick that my dad had was probably that
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old Maverick that you guys had,
because it was the same exact color.
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I mean, it was hideous.
Hey, you know, the back end
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was like flat, like somebody hit
it. Remember what the Maverick looked like?
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And it was like me and thought
we were rolling in gold. But
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it was like, hey, what
are you gonna do back in the day,
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right bro? It got us plenty. It got as many of the
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AquaNet princesses because we were rolling hard. But then again, we both had
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long hair and we were rocking to
the sock and back and it didn't matter.
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We could rolled in on an RTD
buzz and got in much play as
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we did all about the two.
You know. It's it's funny because I
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just remembered of another There were a
lot of ugly cars in the eighties,
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and I just remembered about one more
and my mom had this one. It
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was her first car, her first
family wagon. It was a It was
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a GMC or AMC. I believe
it was an AMC Hornet. Do you
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remember the Hornet? Oh, the
Hornet was a hideous vehicle. The Hornet
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looked exactly like a wasp. You
wanted to smash that thing. Yeah.
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Yeah. And I had a buddy
of mine who drove around in a Pinto.
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And the funniest thing is they used
to call it. They used to
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call his car the the hard boiled
egg. Yes. And the reason for
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that, you know why they called
it his the hard boiled egg because the
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Pinto was yellow, well the yellow
it was yellow, and the roof of
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the car was white. You know
what was an other ugly car? Remember
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the Ford Granada? Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, but you know
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what, the Granada was more a
little bit upper scale than the Maverick.
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I think you know, the Granada
was a little bit higher way up.
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Yeah. It wasn't the Granada from
like Mercury. Yes, it was bro
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yes it was. It looked very
luxurious, but it sucks under the hood,
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just like the Chevy Nova. Oh
god, yes, man. And
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it's funny because When the Chevy Nova
came out in Mexico, it didn't really
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sell because the word nova means doesn't
run. It doesn't run in Spanish.
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How about this commercial, I'm sure
we're going to touch upon it. These
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is the Chrysler man Ricardo want the
line came out with that car. I
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was like, is this a fantasy
kind of bad island? This? That
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car sucks? Well, let's see
what we got in or let's see what's
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our next commercial here? Nineteen eighty
nine commercial, I'm scum? Who's the
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Boss's Kevin? Your girl for a
Wonder Years? One? Beautiful ob its?
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It's my mother? It's serious,
Yeah, you mean she's Who's the
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boss? Who wonder here? So
now this was a commercial in between commercials,
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basically a promo. And so there's
four shows and one of them is
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Who's the Boss with Tony Danza.
Then it was The Wonder Years you remember
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the little Elementary school couple with Fred
Savage. And then there was Roseanne Great
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Year Roseanne, which I never watched
because I never liked Roseanne Barry. Yeah,
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you know, I watched all those
shows, and from the chank perspective,
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I would have to say I really
more was The Wonder Years. I
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thought that was a very good,
wholesome TV show. It was You've got
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a lot of life lessons, but
it was funny. It was a good
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show for the family. Now we
go with Tony Donza. Uh you know
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what I mean. That show,
Now, that's the one I used to
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watch because I used to want it
for now hey, hey, hey,
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hey hey, because I was about
I was. Well, the thing is
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that we were about the same age. So that's that's why. Now I
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was a bit older than you.
So I watched it for Judas light man
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that I want to pack into Judas. Like if I was Tony Donza,
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I would have pack on Judaths life
all night long. But then again,
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being your age, Alyssa Milano,
you knew that girl was going to be
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a body. You knew it from
your generation. She was going to be
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haughtie. But in all regards to
her now, she is probably one of
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the most natural attractive young ladies in
the acting business. But I also got
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to give her props for her humanistic
values and what she really believes in.
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And I would think which, by
the way, she just recently got in
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trouble for well, she's not in
trouble. She recently sent out a tweet.
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Yeah she's so. She sends out
a tweet basically saying, now,
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you know, let's just put this
behind us, the election stuff. Let's
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basically try to work together. And
people are criticizing her for the tweet,
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saying that she's being fake and and
that there's no way we can put things
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behind us, it's too soon,
and they're literally saying the nastiest things to
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her. So, you know,
I started thinking about that, and I
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was going, Gee, you can
never please people, man if if you
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don't say anything, you know,
as a celebrity, if you don't say
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anything, you're screwed because you didn't
say anything. And when you say something
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that you're you know, you're doing
something to try to appease people because there's
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so much tension and you want to
say something right. You don't want to
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hurt either side, and so when
you say it, you're screwed there too.
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And I think lies into believing one
way to where the way that you
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are in meant of saying what you
said is on the premis of equality.
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And you know, my brother,
I'm not gonna lie here, just like
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I don't lie on social media.
Hopefully some of you do follow me on
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social media, some of you don't, because as you know, I do
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not bounce on either of the political
party realms. You know this as me
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being your partner and see me on
social media. And I have been in
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Facebook jail more times than I've ever
been in jail for being under the influence.
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Have you been in Are you serious
you've been in Facebook jail before?
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Oh? Brother, I've been there
so many times, man, and not
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only for me knocking both Democratic and
Republican views. I've been on there because
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now get this, I've been called
the Jimmy Hoffa of the city of Montabell
402
00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:34.279
when I worked there. I've been
called uh Sapata of Facebook. I have
403
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:39.519
been yes, I have been called
Martin Luther King. I have been called
404
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:46.880
Malcolm Max. I have been called
everything that you can be called racially,
405
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:54.079
bias wise on my views on social
media, and have they called right?
406
00:33:54.400 --> 00:34:01.359
And I can understand where you know
where Milano's coming from on her frustration and
407
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:12.079
the unhibited stupidity that people come up
with to call you something when you are
408
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:16.199
merely speaking your mind of equality.
And you know me and you have talked
409
00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:24.119
about this until we get a presidential
candidate, or a presidential outcome, or
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00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:30.119
a political outcome, or a house
of representatives that perform for one reason,
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00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:36.760
We the people, no matter of
your race, your creed, your sexual
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00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:43.599
preference, your sexuality, or your
social status. Until we have a leader
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00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:52.679
that does forefront for everybody of that
particular group, we will never have rest
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solitude or an equivalence to equality here
in America. And that's why I'll leave
415
00:35:00.199 --> 00:35:04.599
that. There was another there was
another program that was promoted here. It
416
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:08.400
was called Anything About Love with Jamie
Lee Curtis. And I don't know did
417
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:12.519
you ever watch that? I didn't. I've never seen that ever. I
418
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:15.440
remember the commercials, but i've never
seen it. Oh. I watched a
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00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:20.679
couple of episodes brow and I believe
it was canceled within two seasons. I'm
420
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:24.559
going on a limit saying that.
But here's the thing on that. When
421
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:32.039
you get a very well known actress
and a fine sophisticated actress who actually comes
422
00:35:32.039 --> 00:35:38.079
from entertainment royalty was her mother and
her father, and you put her in
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00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:45.559
a syndication show like that, you're
kind of setting yourself up for a failure,
424
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.440
You know what I mean? Right, Yeah, it was a big
425
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:54.079
name, bad writing, bad script, bad storyline. To me, you
426
00:35:54.159 --> 00:36:01.679
don't put a headline actress like that
of her status into a show that's kind
427
00:36:01.719 --> 00:36:07.159
of like that. And yeah,
I was saying into any TV show because
428
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:10.920
back then most people that did big
screen they didn't do TV shows, not
429
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.679
like today. And she was she
was a big name. I mean,
430
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:19.559
she had come out in all the
Halloween movies, so she was a huge,
431
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.280
huge name and doing other movies as
well. So exactly, yeah,
432
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:27.159
you're absolutely right with it. You
don't put a movie star in a TV
433
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:35.239
show. Remember the show that Robin
Williams did with Galler from what was that
434
00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:40.440
name of that TV Sarah Gallagher?
No, not Mark and Mindy, but
435
00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:45.920
Robin Williams came out in a show
in the two thousands with Sarah Michelle Gallagher,
436
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:53.199
which is Freddie Junior's wife, you
know, and that show bombed within
437
00:36:53.320 --> 00:37:00.920
the first season, which kind of
probably led to Robin Williams depression, which
438
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:06.400
kind of probably helped push him over
the edge right to feel the way he
439
00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:09.199
did to what he was when he
left to go over the edge. But
440
00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:16.559
you do not put a top notch
actor from the movies and silver screen or
441
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:25.280
even prior success on a TV in
a mediocre television show that you're only trying
442
00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:31.199
to get views and not get really
substance out of it, you know.
443
00:37:31.320 --> 00:37:35.920
So we've seen that. But that's
a great show that you brought up to
444
00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.719
that point, because that is one
of the first shows that I think Hollywood
445
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:44.639
really took it in the keyster for
Easter on that one. Here's the next
446
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:50.880
commercial for nineteen eighty nine, your
latest fine designer colored pine saw pine saw
447
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:55.599
liquid broad spectrum formula. It's new
lovely straight mom. Broad spectrum means a
448
00:37:55.639 --> 00:38:00.119
whole lot more clean than my pine
saw. It's got broad cleaning power for
449
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:07.559
detergent, broader germ killing power.
You know the funny thing about this commercial,
450
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:13.960
the pint saal commercial power. They're
smelling it like it's the greatest smelling
451
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:19.079
thing in the world. Pine salt
smells like it was the gas chamber.
452
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.880
It was horrible, horrible smell.
Whoa pine salt? That's why it cleans
453
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:30.159
so well. It smells like hell. Did you guys use pine sall at
454
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:32.559
home? Oh? Yeah, bro
come on, man, we're you know
455
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:38.480
what else we we april, We're
latinos man. We use everything that smells
456
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:44.039
strong. To keep the kids up. Just put our water and bleach.
457
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.079
It works. Keep everybody out of
the house wherever. You know germs are
458
00:38:47.079 --> 00:38:51.320
coming in your house, because nobody's
coming into your ouse. Bro. But
459
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:57.599
pine salt kind of put like that. It smells pretty, smells like a
460
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:02.360
hospital. I'm not going in there, right exactly, egg exactly. All
461
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:06.639
right. Here's another commercial from nineteen
eighty nine. All right, here you
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00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:08.800
go, here you go. I
see, we share a wonderness for muffing
463
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:14.360
an egg breakfast sand which is brought
to us by the discriminating people at AMPM
464
00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:21.159
Mini Markets. Have you opted for
the succulence of ham or they firmly pecked
465
00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:27.199
sauce. Then he gets the guy
gets smacked in the face, but very
466
00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:31.199
ugly, lady and coasting, bringing
you to nine, My dear, I
467
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:37.400
don't know muff and egg breakfast sandwich
at AMPM. I was that guy was,
468
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:42.119
so you'll remember that one very clear. Huh oh. Yeah, he
469
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:49.280
was so repulsive and like clever and
kind of he was creepy perverted. Yeah,
470
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.239
he was creepy, but like he
got away with it. And you're
471
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:59.400
right, it reminds me of you
because I too get away with behavior like
472
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:05.960
that. That commercial man that brings
back memories. He cut that character.
473
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:13.000
Closing your eyes, you could picture
the Hamburgler of McDonald's talking just like That's
474
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:17.880
how you picture a slimy Hamburgler when
you think of that guy when he's talking,
475
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:22.599
talk correct, talk, just like
the Hamburgler. All right, here
476
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:25.119
we go. If you've ever wondered
about all the new dog foods out there,
477
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:29.719
you should know that no food is
better at keeping your dog bit and
478
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:35.480
healthy than these old favorites, Alpo
can and Albo Dry after fifty years,
479
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:43.199
Nobuddy tops Alpo ah Alpo dog food. Yes, I remember Alpole. Now
480
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:47.599
just goin on another note. Uh, you know I'm an avid dog owner,
481
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:52.599
correct. I own two pitfulls and
you've seen my dogs. They're pretty
482
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:58.639
healthy. Right yep. Now we're
gonna talk on an al commercial and you've
483
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:02.800
been Alpo. You better get my
death Leffort song ready because here it comes.
484
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:08.760
You have to emphasize money. Now. I would never seen a alley
485
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:19.599
dog Alpole because that is bidegradable substances
that will give you your dog cancer or
486
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:25.960
possibly some type of inter abdominal problem. It's better to go grain free.
487
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.039
Yeah, alpo alpole. Let's see
what else have we got here? In
488
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:35.639
the commercials from the eighties. Here, I think you like this on here
489
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:40.079
you go. Picture this a game
with over seventy million prizes, enough for
490
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.920
one out of three people to win. In producing scrabbles a Quickdonald's, you
491
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:52.480
can win chicken McNuggets a cool million
dollars, or spell the right word and
492
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:58.039
win a one thousand dollars shopping free
a sears. How are you gonna get
493
00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:05.199
all that stuff home? Ohla sprittle
it McDonald's in a word, you can
494
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.440
win, now, be honest with
me. Now, McDonald's holds all these
495
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:15.199
contests and and little gimmicks. Have
you ever known anybody to win anything more
496
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:19.320
than a big mac? No?
Never never. As a matter of fact,
497
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:22.480
all I ever won was fries.
You know, Ronald McDonald was the
498
00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:30.000
biggest clown that I wanted Bozo to
kick his ass, Ronald McDonald, And
499
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:35.280
I remember I won fries. I've
won cokes, I've won I won the
500
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.599
kids meals. What are they're called
the happy meal? Happy? I won
501
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.559
the the regular cheeseburger. Correct,
No, No, I've won, I've
502
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:45.800
won happy meals, and I've won
Big Max and quarter pounders, but I've
503
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.960
never won anything you know, substantial. No, now, just donald Remember
504
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:57.760
both of us go back to the
original McDonald's in Downey prior to the eighties.
505
00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:00.639
But yet both of us were at
the normal age to where we could
506
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:06.360
go to the McDonald's in Downey without
our parents, right, and we can
507
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:12.440
go and get a remember this,
we can get a regular hamburger for forty
508
00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:16.079
nine cents, that's right, a
regular cheeseburger for forty nine cents. You
509
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:22.920
can get anything under a dollar off
that special meal. But you can also
510
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:28.119
and now we come from the era
most of our listeners remember when the Happy
511
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.840
Meal came out? Correct, I
believe that was seventy nine eighty when the
512
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:39.360
Happy Meal came out, maybe eighty
one by the latest. But we recall
513
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:45.039
going to the McDonald's and getting you
can get a whole a big mac,
514
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:51.239
a fry and the coke, and
we were paying what maybe two sixty nine.
515
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:59.000
Yeah, and that's when McDonald's was
like, by far, the superior
516
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:06.400
tasting and fastest fast food burger stop
you can go to. Back then,
517
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.800
that's what at least what I thought. Yeah, yeah, well McDonald's was
518
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:20.480
a very great asset and something that
modern America in that era had not seen.
519
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:28.280
They were definitely the leaders, and
remember are the biggest h company they
520
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:34.320
had to fight with was Jack in
the Box before Burger King, because Jack
521
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.800
in the Box also gave you a
meal deal, right, but Jack in
522
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:45.000
the Box guaranteed off the grill and
not off the heat. Lab as a
523
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.800
pode McDonald. Here's the phone commercial
is actually from one of one of McDonald's
524
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:54.800
competitions. And I used to love
this place as while when I was a
525
00:44:54.880 --> 00:45:00.679
kid. I'm kind of hungry.
Yes, that's good. Look over there.
526
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:04.239
What do you see? What I
say? Whoa double cheeseburgers? Exactly
527
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:10.519
what you gonna like this? Here
we go coming through playing through fellas than
528
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.719
Burger King VKA doubles featuring the barbecue
bacon double cheese burger and the new Salsa
529
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:27.480
double with hallopen and cheese. Yep, Burger King b K doubles. I
530
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.800
don't remember ever ordering that. My
favorite thing that Burger King has always bear
531
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:35.800
the double whopper. Yeah dude,
I A yeah, the Burger King doubles
532
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.119
were good. Now, I did
like Burger King, but you know what,
533
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:43.760
I've never cared for Burger King French
fries or the Burger King onion rings.
534
00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:49.719
They always, uh, we're missing
a certain type of a taste.
535
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:53.400
Maybe me being the fool that I
was, I liked the salt, but
536
00:45:53.440 --> 00:46:00.360
they were always a bit caseless in
in my liking. But Burger King is
537
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:04.480
always lacked in the flavor department.
In the fries. I did like their
538
00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.679
their onion rings, but as a
matter of fact, they got so many
539
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:12.480
complaints for the tasteless fries they had
to redo their fries. There was a
540
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:16.039
point that everybody got mad because everybody
There was a point when where we found
541
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:21.280
out that Burger King wasn't even using
real potatoes for their fries. Do you
542
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.760
remember this, Yes, I remember
that, Yes I remember. I don't
543
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:30.440
remember what they were using, but
it was discussing and now supposedly now they
544
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:34.039
use real potatoes, but they still
don't taste like potatoes. No, they
545
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.559
don't. You know what, I'm
gonna go on a limb and away from
546
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:44.239
both entities that we're discussing. Anybody
out there that is a fan of fast
547
00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:50.480
food back in the eighties or even
a fan of today's burger stands and is
548
00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:54.440
a distinct disciple of the eighties.
I would go out on the limb and
549
00:46:54.519 --> 00:47:01.760
say, to me, the best
fast food burger fried Combo has to be
550
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:07.599
from In and Out. There's no
other entity, there's no other establishment.
551
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:12.599
To me, it beats all of
them. Well, yeah, you know,
552
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.199
and you're right. But the problem
is that they weren't all over the
553
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.559
United States. They're still not an
every state of the United States. No,
554
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:22.800
they were. They're basically the day
forefronted here in southern California. Y.
555
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:27.360
Yeah, you have to be from
southern California. And I can only
556
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:35.920
speak my mind being and Angelino.
Although I live in a on or to
557
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:39.800
do Hugs area where I will not
disclose where I leave because I am afraid
558
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:46.719
I will be beaten and dragged by
a Trump flag where I live, so
559
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:52.519
I won't go into where I live. But Southern California you cannot beat.
560
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:57.639
You cannot beat In and Out burgers, my brother, You can't know,
561
00:47:57.760 --> 00:48:01.239
you just can't. You know.
The interesting thing is they make one natural
562
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:06.159
fries. You can see when they're
when they're cutting the fries. But they're
563
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.320
fries if you don't eat them in
that moment when you get them, they're
564
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:16.159
they're They're not the greatest fries.
They get very uh stale and they get
565
00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:20.920
cold and stiff sale, very fat. Yeah, so that's it's weird.
566
00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:24.559
And the funny thing is that McDonald's, which has the best tasting fries in
567
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:30.239
my opinion, it takes them.
They have eighteen ingredients to make up their
568
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.920
french fries. I bet you didn't
know that. Eighteen different ingredients. Yep,
569
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:39.159
look into it. Eighteen different ingredients
to make up McDonald's French fries.
570
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:42.719
This is back to the eighties.
When we come back, there's more manness
571
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.639
of to Scanto and change. So
don't go away because we got commercials of
572
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:50.280
the eighties. You remember the eighties
five right, well it lives loud and
573
00:48:50.519 --> 00:49:00.440
proud. On back to the eighties
with my pals to Scotto and Chey got
574
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:06.480
back to the eighties. Let me
explain something deep. I am a vintage
575
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:14.840
mass marketed children's toy from the eighties. Hold a little Girl show no work
576
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:21.480
sent to you. Stand up,
little girl. Broken heart can't be that
577
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:28.199
bad when through, it's through,
big between the both of you. To
578
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:31.920
come on, bab, come around, let it be you don't mind you
579
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:45.760
show you one who to be with
you. No thing that's right. This
580
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:50.360
is back to the eighties, and
that's mister Big with to Be with You.
581
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:53.639
And you're probably going, that's not
an eighties song, and you know
582
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:59.480
what, You're right, this is
their greatest hit nineteen ninety one. However,
583
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.119
this band is a band of the
eighties, and that's why I'm playing
584
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:07.559
it. Plus, I really liked
the song. I got a small comment
585
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:10.880
too, I got a little side
note to a little changry you know,
586
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:15.519
something that made me angry. Note
of the eighties, but of most recent
587
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:21.559
now. A lot of you that
are listening are also members of our Eighties
588
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:27.719
group on Facebook and our Eighties page, to which I really want to say
589
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:31.599
thank you for your support in that. But every time we put something on
590
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:37.280
their chang for the most part,
you get some great comments. But once
591
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.719
in a while, you'll get a
jerk, you'll get a toad, you'll
592
00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:46.719
get a tool controller that just you
know you you wish you can have this
593
00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:50.840
person in front of you, you
know what I mean. About A week
594
00:50:50.880 --> 00:50:58.360
ago, I placed a post on
our Facebook regarding mister Big and what I
595
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:01.519
said in the post it was it
was on a Monday, it was November
596
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.119
twenty third, and this is what
I put on the post Monday trivia.
597
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:12.400
All right, So that's the announcement
I'm announcing. There's it's a trivia question
598
00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:19.559
and it says, can you name
this band that formed in nineteen eighty eight
599
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:23.840
and had one of their biggest hits
until nineteen ninety one? Fair? Is
600
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:30.360
that a fair question? So we
reached about almost twenty three thousand people on
601
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:36.679
this post, so it was a
pretty good post. And we almost had
602
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:42.239
about three thousand comments on it,
and that's great stuff. And out of
603
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those three thousand, I hate when
I read them because I let the insignificant
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ones, the ones that are trollers, get to me. So I get
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00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:57.440
two people commenting they said. One
of them said, what kind of a
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00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:02.320
stupid question is that? They said? Badly formed question? And I'm going,
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00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:07.400
what are they talking about? And
then another person said they had more
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songs than the one I mentioned,
and I'm thinking, what are these people
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talking about? All I ask is
can you name the band that was formed
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in nineteen eighty eight that had one
of their biggest hits in nineteen ninety one?
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And somebody said it wasn't one of
their biggest hits, it was their
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biggest hit. That's not even the
point. So I bring that up.
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00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:30.920
I bring that up just because it
just amazes me how people will look at
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something so it's like they're looking for
mistakes and and it really drives me nuts.
615
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:43.599
Also to let people know that when
we're posting, you know, this
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is not a blog. We're not
I'm not a you know, we're not
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writers. But in sometimes because we're
trying to post something really fast, there
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may be a typo from time to
time, and forgive us that. Sometimes
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it's late at night or early in
the morning and you know, the issues
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of life, and maybe we'll skip
a letter and there'll be some toad out
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00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:10.920
there pointing out the fact that something
was misspelled. When you come into somebody
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00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:17.280
of that realm, they usually are
up to the post of knocking you down.
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And it doesn't matter what you post. It doesn't matter if you missed
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00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:27.760
a syllable, a vowel, or
a noun. What I called you have
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00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:32.599
trollers, haters, and like I
mentioned a bit ago, the chant here
626
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:38.599
has been in Facebook jail so many
times for things that I have supposedly said.
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00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:44.239
I said out of content, and
some things I said out of because
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00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:49.039
I don't really give a rask hooty
what you think about what I'm gonna say,
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because I'm gonna say it. But
the funny thing is, I remember
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00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:59.639
that post that we put up there, and some of the negative responses we
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00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:06.920
got. We're sure haters, haters
of that band, haters of that realm
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of eighties music, or haters of
the way that you promoted the grammar to
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00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:21.199
write that both and me, brother, it's just haters. And as we've
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00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:27.039
both been around in the radio business
and we've had to promote ourselves via social
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00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:30.639
media, I am not surprised by
any of the hate that we get.
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00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:38.519
It just I'm astonished by some of
the particular hate that we get that is
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00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:46.480
due to sheer hate and ridiculousness,
or just I'm in a negative mood.
638
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:52.840
Hey, I fell on my face
when I put my underwear on because I
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00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:59.199
cannot stand up straight and put on
my underwear on without sitting on the bed.
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So therefore I'm going to take my
aggravation out because you missed a syllable,
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or because you're promoting a song that
I don't think was particular of their
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00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:15.760
great material. Hey brother, Hey, yeah, And it amazes me that
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00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.320
people they will take their time rather
than just answer the question to the movie
644
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:23.920
trivia like just answer or not answer
it at all. No, they take
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their time to tell you something you
did wrong because in their mind, in
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00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:35.239
their mind, that says that they
are better than you. I guess what
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00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:37.800
am I getting mad over it?
They're not heard in over forty countries.
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We are, we are, and
you know what's funny, it's a mirror
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00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:47.760
image of what we are as Americans
nowadays. And like you know, we're
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not going political, but with this
last presidency that is on their way out,
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00:55:55.000 --> 00:56:02.719
we have seen an uprise on cyberbulling
bullying as a general, people that
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are cowards in real life, that
feel that they have balls of steel to
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00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:15.000
put people down or put people in
check on their own perspective to which they
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00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.760
feel is correct, and they feel
that they need to be the judges of
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inadequacies of everybody else. And we
see that in a higher decimal than we've
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00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:35.519
ever seen it before. And I'm
going to say it again, I don't
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care what people think of what my
political plateau is, because you know what
658
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:47.519
I'm talking about. We are allowed
more of cyber bullying and cyber hate now
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00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:53.440
than anything we've ever seen of this
magnitude in the past, back to the
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00:56:53.480 --> 00:57:00.800
eighties. Everybody that listens to us
can go back to a time or if
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00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:05.639
we had a bully, you either
their friended them, tried to talk them
662
00:57:05.639 --> 00:57:09.119
out of their hate, or you
knock the snot out of them. Brother.
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00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:15.679
Therefore, the bully was dealt with
back then and there and the majority
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of the time when you crossed the
bully and you confronted them, and either
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00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:28.000
you knocked the snot out out of
them physically or you shed the light on
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00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.280
them intellectually. Right, you hit
it, you hit out of ten,
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00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:37.480
that bully was going to become your
friend. We missed that in today as
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00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:44.360
we did it back in the eighties. So it's it's it's very it's very
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00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:49.360
good that you brought up that post
and that point because it kind of speaks
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00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:52.760
rounds of what we are of the
normal. We have a lot of hate
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00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:58.599
out there, a lot of people
that feel that they are dominating or of
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00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:06.320
significant to spew their bashing of hate
on somebody else's opinion. Very good point,
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00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:10.679
but I do and I know we
don't like to touch upon the negative
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00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:15.000
here because we are in upbeat mode
here. Back to the eighties. I
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00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:20.880
mean, we feel one thing.
We want to make everybody out there feel
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better than they did before they hit
play, before they hit switched, before
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00:58:25.239 --> 00:58:32.800
they downloaded, because the world is
so full of hate and bigotry and bowling
678
00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:42.239
and backstabbing that what we're trying to
represent is to take enlightenment to all that
679
00:58:42.280 --> 00:58:45.119
crap. And I'm glad you brought
that point up tonight on that one post.
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00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:51.519
My brother, I really am because
that post. Yeah, and I
681
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:53.679
shouldn't let those little tiny things get
to me. I had to answer this
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00:58:53.719 --> 00:58:57.760
person back and I told them,
you know what, I'm sorry that you're
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00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:02.639
the kind of person that dwells on
little insignificances and to point to point those
684
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:07.840
little insignificances out, you know,
have a great week and be safe,
685
00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:12.559
because you know what, it just
truly says a lot of society. It
686
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:15.360
also goes to show you, man, the no matter what you do,
687
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:17.800
and I know there's a lot of
people out there that can identify with us,
688
00:59:19.079 --> 00:59:22.719
you will never be able to give
everybody what they want. People are
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00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.519
just we're you know, human nature, We're just like this. You know.
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00:59:25.559 --> 00:59:29.519
I want to take a little moment
out to give a big shout out,
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00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:31.440
a big shout out to the different
countries that do listen to us,
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00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:34.800
you know, a big, big
shout out. And so if you don't
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00:59:34.800 --> 00:59:37.000
mind, I'm going to go through
a list of countries and you know,
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00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:40.320
kind of just say thank you,
thank you for taking the time out to
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00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:44.599
listen to us. Not only are
we being listened to in more than forty
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countries, but our listenership has grown
in particular in Australia, South Australia,
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South Wales, Queensland, the Capital
Territory, Western Australia, as well as
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00:59:57.840 --> 01:00:02.360
in the UK. We got people
they're listening all over England and they're listening
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01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:07.400
to us in Scotland. And our
listenership has grown into more countries. One
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01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:12.760
of them in particular, it's the
land of the Germans, so people from
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01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:19.800
Bavaria are listening, people from North
Rhine Westphalia and Hamburg and the wood Timberg
702
01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.960
region in Saxony, and I mean
there's a lot of people listening to us
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01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:29.079
in Germany. We just want to
thank everyone for taking the time to listen
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01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:31.400
to Jiscano and Chang. And you
know, the reason we're doing this program
705
01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:36.480
is to put a little smile on
your faces and on our faces as well,
706
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:42.159
because by us talking about those times, believe it or not, it
707
01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:46.599
does help to heal a lot of
stuff going on in our personal life sometimes.
708
01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:51.719
I know you guys listened to tons
of stuff on the radio and podcasts,
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01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:54.119
maybe, but programs like this back
to the eighties. You know,
710
01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:59.280
lots of times we know we're all
going through tough time in our life.
711
01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:04.159
Maybe you've lost some relatives, some
loved ones because of COVID. I know
712
01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:07.079
I have, and a lot of
people that I know have as well.
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01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:12.679
You know, this is a program
where we can go back mentally in a
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01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:19.199
mental time machine and go to a
time that life was a little bit easier
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01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:23.800
and a whole lot different, a
time where we can, as Chang mentioned,
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01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:29.119
we can smile, share some laughs, and no matter what was going
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01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:32.559
on, because it was a it
was a time when we had no social
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01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:37.960
media, we had no electronics like
we do today. It was a less
719
01:01:37.440 --> 01:01:42.920
busy world in our head. Sometimes, I mean, we can get overwhelmed
720
01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:46.679
with information in our head and sometimes
we get to a point where we can't
721
01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:50.760
take it anymore. And you know
what, I want to welcome you guys,
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01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:52.760
sit back to the eighties, because
together we can take that mental time
723
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:58.000
machine and trouble back to a time
that made us smile. So on,
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behalf of Tiscano and Chang and might
half a Doscano. Just thanks, thanks
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01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:05.840
for taking the time to make back
to the eighties what it is going to
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01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.920
be. Have a great week,
be safe, and don't let the little
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01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:14.320
things get you down. All right, before I release you, this is
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01:02:14.360 --> 01:02:19.320
the chang. Before I release you
to another blissed weekend, Bang, I
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01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:25.559
want you all to remember that a
smile goes a long way. Every day
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01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:30.360
may be a strain and a struggle, but as long as you prevailed the
731
01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:32.800
next day with a smile and a
hope to conquer whatever you have to,
732
01:02:34.679 --> 01:02:38.679
then you are a winner. We
are all here as one race, the
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01:02:38.920 --> 01:02:47.559
human race. We must do everything
in our power to regain our dominance right
734
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.320
here on the earth. If you
can't touch somebody, call them, tell
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01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:55.039
them you love them, tell them
your care about them. Until next week,
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01:02:55.559 --> 01:03:00.960
we are here to give you nothing
but enlightenment and entertainment. So to
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01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:09.599
all my homies out there, order
arios riva as tamanyana, and to everybody
738
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:21.320
out there or a lear from the
chain, take me back to back,
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take me back to my
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Thanks for joining us this Friday.
I am Toscato, and I've got the
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ever so wondrous chained to my right, and together we formed the Madness here
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on Back to the Eighties Radio.
Thank you for joining us, because this
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is the only place where we bring
the eighties back to a new generation,
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especially those that think that anybody from
the eighties is old. We're not old.
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We're as young as we feel,
not look, but feel. I
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want to thank you guys for joining
us. You know we're here again on
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Back to the Eighties, and we
want to keep reminding you to keep joining
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us every single Friday, where we'll
be talking about are the greatest things that
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the eighties had to offer. We're
even going to be talking about those things
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that were not so great in the
eighties. It's not all rose petals and
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rainbows. I mean, there was
some nasty stuff that happened in the eighties,
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and we're also going to be talking
about all those things and more.
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I also want to let you know
that throughout the show, if you happen
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to hear the following clip, Oh
man, I hate I hate that song
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more than I hate man. So
if you happen to hear that it's because
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Chang has gone off into lala land
and said something he wasn't supposed to.
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And I will immediately play that clip
for you. Hopefully we won't have to
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hear it for too much. Hey, tasconoll, I got a real quick
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changry. Remember you asked me one
time, what is one thing that you
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hate nowadays that the eighties didn't have? Remember you asked me that I do
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remember a loud and clear yes.
Well, I went to McDonald's the other
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day and I got a dollar soda
and that crap sucked. Back in the
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eighties. I remember going to McDonald's
and getting a Coca cola that would make
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my eyes water. Remember McDonald's cooke
said, of your heart palpetations. For
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those of you who cannot see,
Chang is wearing a hat. We've all
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seen the red Maga hats, right
that a certain political group likes to wear.
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He's wearing totally the opposite. And
I believe it's dark blue? Is
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it? I can't see the camera. Is it dark blue or is it
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black? It is blue? Okay, so it's dark. It's blue,
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and it says make America native again. Who did you have them? Did
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you have that made or did you
just buy it like that from a store
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nearby. Whe No, no,
bro, my sister got this a because
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as you know, I am the
rassa in the Casa. I am of
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Native American blood. That means I
was here before anybody in the Mayflower or
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the Princess Cruizes came across this fine
land. That's right, bro, Now
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you are you're a part Native?
Do you know what crime? Yes?
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I am of Lucegnel and Yackey Indian. That's right. We're not the Indian
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tribe that's sold out to the great
American white people. And as you know,
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as we just surpassed Thanksgiving, thank
you for bringing this out to Usconnell,
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I do not why do I feel
that I'm gonna Why do I feel
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like I'm gonna have to press the
deaf leopard button? Prety? So oh
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please anything but death Lepard because they
came over on the may Oh my god,
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I am not a prejudice man.
You've been my friend for years,
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right, You're my only Italian friend? Is blight Ship BOYORDI correct and Beetles
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pizza and I love you for it. But hey, I gotta go on,
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I got I go. I gotta
go on the stretch. Back in
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the eighties, it didn't matter what
ethnicity we came from, what race we
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came from. We were all in
for one thing, a good time,
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right, And the eighties was a
good time nowadays. Well that and the
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fact, yeah, that and the
fact that even if you were made fun
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of your background, for example,
nobody cared. Nobody cared, you know,
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they made fun of you, and
then it's done and you went on
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to something else, unlike today.
It's just it was just a different time.
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All right. Well, we've got
a great show full of nostalgia,
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because tonight we're gonna be talking about
those commercials of back in the great eighties,
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the commercials that back then used to
bug us to death. I used
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to wonder, one day, I
hope I can skip through commercials. The
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irony is that now in twenty twenty, we get all nostalgic with those same
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commercials. And so as we listen
to some of these commercials, some of
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them will mean absolutely nothing to us, but some of them will have some
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you know, something that we can
really really talk about, and we can
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dive in and talk about. And
that's what we wanted to share with you.
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Guys, So don't go away when
we come back commercials of the eighties,
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in particular the end of the decade
nineteen eighty nine. Don't go away
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a some of you remember the eighties
five right, Well it lives loud and
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proud on back to the eighties with
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Taking you on a trip to him
better time, A time when America
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used to win at things, When
we won the Cold War by arming Afghanistan,
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When we beat Russian boxers by jugging
in the woods, When a welder
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could become a dancer, when a
poor immigrant could become to the power of
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music, a guru to a generation. This is a trick. Listen to
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the decade of decadence right here,
Start back to the eighties. Lay your
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first commercial, ill meet tis gone, and I will tell you exactly if
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I want to go deaf Leppard or
if I employ it. How's that?
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Well, how about we do this. I'll play the commercial and you tell
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me what's the first thing that comes
to your mind. You know, we'll
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kind of play it by ear.
Okay, here we go. Well,
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yeah, of course, here comes
today's duras All battery and here's yesterday's.
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Today's are both to last up to
long. They're the ones we made just
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a few years back, so you'll
be guaranteed a long, happy life.
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Today's Duracell last long. So here's
the funny thing about that commercial. It
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has two little couples, Yep,
it's about DA cell batteries, right,
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and it shows two little you know, the wedding cake couples that they put
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on the top, and they're and
they're moving right, and they're moving.
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But the one that has the Dura
cell obviously continues and it takes the girl
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into the hotel room and puts the
little sign on the door today that commercial
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would not play, No, wouldn't. What does this commercial bring back memories
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anything to you? I remember rushing
out to buy durosall batteries because I wanted
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to live the life of perfection when
I went to a battery system to give
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me longevity and to give me prosper
But this commercial they used to take me
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off as bad as when Robert Conrad
would come out on TV and go,
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I dare you to knock this off
my shoulder. Well, how I'm gonna
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knock the battery off your shoulder.
I'm gonna kick the energizer bunny in his
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ass. And you know what I'm
gonna go with? Ever Ready, the
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number nine in the cat ever Ready, he has always sucked. Though ever
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Ready has been the battery that they
sell here at the ninety nine cents store.
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I mean it doesn't even last an
hour. Oh it doesn't. Here's
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commercial number two, and it has
a has a lot of skin in it.
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Oh. It's almost as if someone
once said, just in case people
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like sunshine and water, we had
better make flora now, and we'd better
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make miles of beautiful beach just in
case people want to go to the They're
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over four million miles of roads in
Alamo Territory all across the Wow and nationwid
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it's commercial horror. Alamo rent a
car Alamo hundred. Oh there's a company
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that went out of business really quick
before the nineties hit. Well, No,
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Alamo Alamo. You can still rent
a car with Alamo, believe it
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or not. Yes, yeah,
Alamo is still a thing, believe it
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or not. Oh, I'm thinking
of oj Simpson running through airports trying to
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go get away from TS agents and
cops because he had two people to death.
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I'm sorry, No, you're thinking. You're thinking of ugly duckling car
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rentals. Yes, hurts run a
car now. Alamo. Alamo was a
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pretty good for rent a car.
I have to admit to you, Tskano.
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At times, back in the age, I did rent a car from
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Alamo, you know, and I
thought the first thing, Oh my god,
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the Texas Rangers are going to come
out and get me because I'm Mexican
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renting a car from Alamo. You
know, when Davey Crockett supposedly killed so
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many Mexicans at Indians, I got
away, was it? You know?
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Throughout all the eighties, I don't
remember my dad. I can't remember ever
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renting a car, either with Alamo
or Hurts or anybody else. Oh come
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on, Oh, my dad was
not that time. No, no,
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no, my dad was, we'll
use the family car, and if we
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can't use the family car, we
don't go. You see but your dad,
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your dad carried bodies in that family
car. Correct. It was a
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big old It was a big old
LTD. You can fit six bodies in
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the back trunk. All right,
here's another commercial, and let's see what
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this is about. Oh, you're
gonna like this one because we got a
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lot to talk about this one.
Okay, not marathons, but he is
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taking his health more seriously, and
so am I. I buy more fruit
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and skip the cookie aisle. And
I switched from mayonnaise to miracle Whip salad
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dressing. It has exactly I knew
calories, even low cholesterol plas. Miracle
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Whip has that tangy zip. And
Sam takes that seriously too. Yeah,
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She's absolutely right. Miracle Whip has
that tangy zip. Miracle Whip is the
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alternative for those people that can't eat
or don't want to eat mayonnaise. But
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I'll tell you what I'd rather eat. The entire jar of mayonnaise. Thank
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you ever than ever touch a drop
of miracle whip. I've had sandwiches made
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with miracle whip in the past when
I was a kid. As a matter
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of fact, in the eighties,
some of my friends moms would make Oh,
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we've we just made a sandwich with
miracle whip. You're gonna love it.
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It has less thirty percent less calories
than a regular mayonnaise, and it
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was disgusting. No to scuttle.
You have hit the bird right between the
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eyes of the miracle whip, and
you're gonna want to queue up that song
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really quick the because I hate heye
miracle whipp good look, Oh yes,
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bring it on. So did you
also hate the miracle whip? Miracle whip
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was like I remember one time we
ran out of mayonnaise in the Chang residence.
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Okay, I'm not going to give
the day or the time. This
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is when all my chang gats,
my four beautiful daughters were mere chang gats,
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and my wife goes, honey,
quick, note, I ran out
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of your mayonnaise. But I used
what I could, and I put miracle
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whip in it. And at the
time I was off to work, and
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I really didn't care because I was
kind of grumpy, sick of the morning,
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you can imagine. And when I
dug deep into my launch box and
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I tasted my tuna fish sund which
with miracle whippo, I felt like jumping
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off the exact building that I was
on, six stories up because miracle whip
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tasted just like listening to a Death
Leopard song. Crappy. Yes, so
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yeah, miracle whip. Now,
if you're listening to us for maybe Australia
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or Germany or you know the UK, the UK or Panama or any one
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of the forty countries that listened to
us, oh yeah, and you don't
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have miracle whip. Thank you're lucky
stars, because miracle whip. Miracle whip
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is just something that was made in
a lab and it's white and it looks
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like mayonnaise, only it's bright white. And uh, you know what it
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looks like. It looks like a
miracle whip whip cream. Yes, as
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a matter of fact, I would
rather put sweet whip cream that goes on
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top of pies. Miracle whip is
good for people on diets, on the
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salad. Yeah. So for those
of you who don't have miracle whip,
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just be thankful that you don't have
it. It's just a freak of nature
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and it should have never been invented. Now, I know that there are
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some people that do like it,
and more power to you if you do.
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I don't understand how, but you
know, enjoy your enjoy your miracles.
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Well, the way I look at
it, if you want to be
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on a diet and you don't want
to eat anything, put miracle whip on
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it, and you will automatically not
want to eat anything that miracle whip touches.
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There's your diet. I'm on a
miracle whip diet. I've put miracle
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whip on everything, and I don't
need any of it. All right,
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if you've just joined us here back
to the eighties, we were talking about
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the commercials of the nineteen eighties and
in particular nineteen eighty nine end of the
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decade, retro commercials, and we
just got done listening to a miracle whip
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commercial. You know, how were
your commercials? Were they as cheesy and
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as corny as they were back then? For us? It's funny because today
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it's something that people go nuts for. And there are some YouTube channels that
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make a living out of playing commercials
from the sixties, seventies, eighties,
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nineties and today. And it's funny. It's funny how people would now love
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to listen to commercials. Reminds me
of that movie with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley
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Snipesho. Remember Demolition Man. Oh
yes, yes, So remember that movie
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was with Sandra Bullock as well.
And she's in the car and their radio
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stations play nothing but classic commercials,
and Sylvester Stallone goes, what are you
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listening to? And she's like,
this is the best station in town and
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it's nothing but cheesy commercials, all
right, So onto continuing the commercials of
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the nineteen eighties. Let's see what
this one's all about. Four wheel driver
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and power religion. So won't get
done. I can't fiddle a fire when
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it Trooper, I can carry all
this at five dolls. I'll ever like
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it, I'll ever lie it.
No, you can save up the nine
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hundred dollars on the versatile Trooper.
So that commercial, they're all dressed in
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leader hosen, you know, German
leader hosen and or or something similar,
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right, and they're up in the
mountains. Do you remember changing the Suzu
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guy. I had forgotten all about
this, Yes, and he keeps and
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he keeps on going, you know. And so the commercial is about the
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Isuzu Trooper, which back in nineteen
eighty nine when this commercial came out,
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the car was only thirteen thousand dollars
remember those prices. And you know what's
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funny was one of the crappier vehicles
your money could ever be wasted on was
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the a Suzu Trooper. But who
could forget about Joey Suzu. I believe
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that they tried to come out with
a sitcom of the character Joey Suzu or
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did he partake in the TV show
A being of that character, but himself
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as an actor, I don't remember. Yeah, I don't know. I
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remember something similar, So that does
ring a bell. I just don't remember
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exactly what it was that he was
involved with. But he came out on
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some funny commercials and then there were
some that were really really annoying, and
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one of them was this one.
That one. Yeah, but you have
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to admit, though, my brother
Joey Suzu was a very good character and
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it was a very good sales pitch
because he was relatable, he was comical
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and somebody when they hold those two
endearments are going to sell a product which
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we know by now so many suckers
who were out there that bought the Asuzu
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Trooper, which was a worthless piece
of mechanical failure. There I said that,
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and I'm Probuss said you can go. So, yeah it was.
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It wasn't as good as for example, Now, all cars are generally pretty
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good today, but back then,
yeah, there were some. There were
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some cars that were pretty lemony,
and one of them was the Zeus.
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Now do you remember the worst car
of all the eighties? What was the
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worst car of the entire eighties?
Let's see if you know this one well
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that it had to be there.
You know what I now was the Gremlin.
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I would have to agree either the
Gremlins. I'm gonna I'm gonna give
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you three I'm gonna give you I'm
gonna give you three choices. Okay,
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worst cars of the entire eighties,
and I'm talking worse than the handa,
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worse than anything. Number one,
number one, now number one, either
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Gremlin Pacer or how can we forget
that brand new three thousand dollars car named
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the ugo Oh so which one was
worse in your opinion? I can tell
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you the ugliest car of the three
was probably the Gremlin, and then followed
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by the Pacer, because the Ugo
at least had some kind of design to
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it. Oh well, I'll tell
you right now. All three mentions of
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all three vehicles hurt my taint,
and I will tell you, oh,
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I felt that almost when I was
going to get a shot. My tain't
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hurts where it fucker's up as like, Oh, but I would have to
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do I hate all three vehicles,
but I would have to say the you
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Go is by far the crappiest vehicle
of the eighties on that list. Yeah,
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the you Go. It's like you
Go, I Go. We all
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go to hell if we buy this
vehicle. Let me here's a true story
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for you. This was nineteen eighty
nine. Okay, nineteen eighty nine.
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I was working for Lincoln Savings and
Loan and yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
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yeah, big big job too.
I was very very young, you
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know. Still, I believe I
was a year I was a senior or
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something like that. But anyway,
I was working as a junior assistant computer
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operator at Lincoln Savings and Loan.
I was so excited. Oh I had
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a great job I had. I
have to give you this background just so
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you can paint a picture of the
whole scene. Okay. So I would
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go to work every day, Okay, you paint away. Now I would
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go with a suit and tie to
work. I was looking good all right.
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Now my car, which I had, a little Toyota pickup truck,
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a little eighty six pickup truck.
My car got stolen. You know,
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for those of you don't know,
in the US, especially in southern California,
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people were stealing cars like there was
no tomorrow back then, to remember
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that, and especially little pickup trucks, especially exactly, but they would especially
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steal pickup trucks because they used to
turn them into mini trucks back then.
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So I had a buddy of mine
and I needed to get to work immediately,
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and uh, you know, I
worked in a business complex, so
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everybody would you know, had nice
cars. And anyway, my buddy goes,
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you know, I've got an extra
car you can drive as long as
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you need it. Bad thing is, you know, it kind of doesn't
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have breakes all that often, but
it's you know, you can switch it
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into gear and kind of stop the
car with the gears. It has only
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three. It has only three gears, And I go, okay, well,
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what do you have? Yes,
so he goes, I go,
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what do you have? And he
says, well, it's uh, it's
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a Gremlin. And so when I
went to pick up his car, it
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was a white Gremlin with black stripe, a black stripe on the hood,
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on the roof, and on the
back. It was a sports it was
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the Sports Edition. So it had
a stick shift and three speeds. And
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by the way, it had no
brakes. So yeah, I literally not
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even a handbrake. Nothing. So
I would literally, no, sorry,
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it had the handbrake. So I
would use this the uh the you know,
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the gears to slow it down as
much as possible, and then I'd
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use the handbrake to finally to stop
the car. So that's my Gremlin story.
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I hated that car to death.
The Gremlin was the worst thing that
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I have ever driven. Wow,
now that's funny because it was the perfect
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vehicle to have an open bar.
Once you lift the back hatchback, it
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was all added. But you know
what, there were some pretty elvy cars
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in our days. And you remember
back in the seventies, seventy nine.
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The Pinto was also a hideous car. So was the Maverick. You remember
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the Maverick. I was about to
say, yeah, and here's a funny
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thing. My dad had a green, disgusting green like fly eyeball brand Maverick.
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It was disgusting. This is a
guy who This is a guy my
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dad, who worked at Toyota working
for the union, could have bought a
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brand new Selca or a camera or
Crescent back then, and he decided to
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drive around in a piece of crap
V eight Maverick. No, get this.
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My sister, my older sister.
I called her Peaches from her homegrown
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name back when she was from a
gang. I know she's listening. She's
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gonna say, you still play so
b I'm gonna knock you out. But
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anyway, what's it? What's your
sister's name? My sister, Yolanda?
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Oh yeah, hey, Yolanda.
Shout out to Beaches. Me and my
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best friend. It was no longer
with us. He passed away, uh,
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you know, in nineteen eighty five. But that's another story. I
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don't want to get into that.
We used to borrow my sister's Maverick and
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me and him were like eighteen and
a half, going to be nineteen.
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We would borrow this Maverick to go
to Hollywood and cruise Sunset and Hollywood Boulevard.
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Now trip out of this. Now
get this. We would take the
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Maverick away from my sister's house.
We would puff up the hub caps and
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we would put Honda hub caps on
this Maverick so it looked like they had
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chrome wheels. And get this,
and you weren't embarrassed. The stereo system
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was only a m brother and a
track, right, So my buddy Rayby,
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he would take his big old ghetto
blaster. We would put it in
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the back seat. Now we would
line the front dash with a Judas priest
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a flag that we had gotten from
a concert. So the front dash was
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in a black kind of silk Judas
Priest kind of banner, and we had
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it thumb tacked to the initial plastic
or the back seat window where the speakers
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were, to the am a track
were we had an iron Maiden banner.
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So we had iron Maiden, which
was the killered banner over that covering the
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speakers, aligning with the back seat
all the way to the floor. We
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would tuck it in of an iron
Maiden banner and we would roll the Hollywood
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cranking my buddies crazy system, blasting
metal all the way to Hollywood in a
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green Maverick and the color green resembled
Army green and Macho green. It was
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in nineteen seventy nine Maverick. That
Maverick that my dad had was probably that
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old Maverick that you guys had,
because it was the same exact color.
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I mean, it was hideous.
Hey, you know, the back end
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was like flat, like somebody hit
it. Remember what the Maverick looked like?
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And it was like me and thought
we were rolling in gold. But
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it was like, hey, what
are you gonna do back in the day,
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right bro? It got us plenty. It got as many of the
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AquaNet princesses because we were rolling hard. But then again, we both had
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long hair and we were rocking to
the sock and back and it didn't matter.
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We could rolled in on an RTD
buzz and got in much play as
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we did all about the two.
You know. It's it's funny because I
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just remembered of another There were a
lot of ugly cars in the eighties,
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and I just remembered about one more
and my mom had this one. It
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was her first car, her first
family wagon. It was a It was
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a GMC or AMC. I believe
it was an AMC Hornet. Do you
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remember the Hornet? Oh, the
Hornet was a hideous vehicle. The Hornet
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looked exactly like a wasp. You
wanted to smash that thing. Yeah.
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Yeah. And I had a buddy
of mine who drove around in a Pinto.
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And the funniest thing is they used
to call it. They used to
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call his car the the hard boiled
egg. Yes. And the reason for
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that, you know why they called
it his the hard boiled egg because the
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Pinto was yellow, well the yellow
it was yellow, and the roof of
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the car was white. You know
what was an other ugly car? Remember
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the Ford Granada? Oh my gosh, yeah, yeah, but you know
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what, the Granada was more a
little bit upper scale than the Maverick.
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I think you know, the Granada
was a little bit higher way up.
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Yeah. It wasn't the Granada from
like Mercury. Yes, it was bro
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yes it was. It looked very
luxurious, but it sucks under the hood,
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just like the Chevy Nova. Oh
god, yes, man. And
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it's funny because When the Chevy Nova
came out in Mexico, it didn't really
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sell because the word nova means doesn't
run. It doesn't run in Spanish.
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How about this commercial, I'm sure
we're going to touch upon it. These
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is the Chrysler man Ricardo want the
line came out with that car. I
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was like, is this a fantasy
kind of bad island? This? That
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car sucks? Well, let's see
what we got in or let's see what's
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our next commercial here? Nineteen eighty
nine commercial, I'm scum? Who's the
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Boss's Kevin? Your girl for a
Wonder Years? One? Beautiful ob its?
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It's my mother? It's serious,
Yeah, you mean she's Who's the
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boss? Who wonder here? So
now this was a commercial in between commercials,
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basically a promo. And so there's
four shows and one of them is
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Who's the Boss with Tony Danza.
Then it was The Wonder Years you remember
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the little Elementary school couple with Fred
Savage. And then there was Roseanne Great
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Year Roseanne, which I never watched
because I never liked Roseanne Barry. Yeah,
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you know, I watched all those
shows, and from the chank perspective,
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I would have to say I really
more was The Wonder Years. I
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thought that was a very good,
wholesome TV show. It was You've got
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a lot of life lessons, but
it was funny. It was a good
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show for the family. Now we
go with Tony Donza. Uh you know
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what I mean. That show,
Now, that's the one I used to
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watch because I used to want it
for now hey, hey, hey,
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hey hey, because I was about
I was. Well, the thing is
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that we were about the same age. So that's that's why. Now I
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was a bit older than you.
So I watched it for Judas light man
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that I want to pack into Judas. Like if I was Tony Donza,
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I would have pack on Judaths life
all night long. But then again,
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being your age, Alyssa Milano,
you knew that girl was going to be
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a body. You knew it from
your generation. She was going to be
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haughtie. But in all regards to
her now, she is probably one of
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the most natural attractive young ladies in
the acting business. But I also got
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to give her props for her humanistic
values and what she really believes in.
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And I would think which, by
the way, she just recently got in
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trouble for well, she's not in
trouble. She recently sent out a tweet.
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Yeah she's so. She sends out
a tweet basically saying, now,
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you know, let's just put this
behind us, the election stuff. Let's
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basically try to work together. And
people are criticizing her for the tweet,
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saying that she's being fake and and
that there's no way we can put things
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behind us, it's too soon,
and they're literally saying the nastiest things to
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her. So, you know,
I started thinking about that, and I
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was going, Gee, you can
never please people, man if if you
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don't say anything, you know,
as a celebrity, if you don't say
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anything, you're screwed because you didn't
say anything. And when you say something
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that you're you know, you're doing
something to try to appease people because there's
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so much tension and you want to
say something right. You don't want to
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hurt either side, and so when
you say it, you're screwed there too.
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And I think lies into believing one
way to where the way that you
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are in meant of saying what you
said is on the premis of equality.
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And you know, my brother,
I'm not gonna lie here, just like
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I don't lie on social media.
Hopefully some of you do follow me on
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social media, some of you don't, because as you know, I do
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not bounce on either of the political
party realms. You know this as me
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being your partner and see me on
social media. And I have been in
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Facebook jail more times than I've ever
been in jail for being under the influence.
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Have you been in Are you serious
you've been in Facebook jail before?
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Oh? Brother, I've been there
so many times, man, and not
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only for me knocking both Democratic and
Republican views. I've been on there because
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now get this, I've been called
the Jimmy Hoffa of the city of Montabell
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when I worked there. I've been
called uh Sapata of Facebook. I have
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been yes, I have been called
Martin Luther King. I have been called
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Malcolm Max. I have been called
everything that you can be called racially,
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bias wise on my views on social
media, and have they called right?
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And I can understand where you know
where Milano's coming from on her frustration and
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the unhibited stupidity that people come up
with to call you something when you are
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merely speaking your mind of equality.
And you know me and you have talked
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about this until we get a presidential
candidate, or a presidential outcome, or
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a political outcome, or a house
of representatives that perform for one reason,
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We the people, no matter of
your race, your creed, your sexual
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preference, your sexuality, or your
social status. Until we have a leader
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that does forefront for everybody of that
particular group, we will never have rest
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solitude or an equivalence to equality here
in America. And that's why I'll leave
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that. There was another there was
another program that was promoted here. It
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was called Anything About Love with Jamie
Lee Curtis. And I don't know did
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you ever watch that? I didn't. I've never seen that ever. I
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remember the commercials, but i've never
seen it. Oh. I watched a
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couple of episodes brow and I believe
it was canceled within two seasons. I'm
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going on a limit saying that.
But here's the thing on that. When
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you get a very well known actress
and a fine sophisticated actress who actually comes
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from entertainment royalty was her mother and
her father, and you put her in
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a syndication show like that, you're
kind of setting yourself up for a failure,
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You know what I mean? Right, Yeah, it was a big
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name, bad writing, bad script, bad storyline. To me, you
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don't put a headline actress like that
of her status into a show that's kind
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of like that. And yeah,
I was saying into any TV show because
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back then most people that did big
screen they didn't do TV shows, not
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like today. And she was she
was a big name. I mean,
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she had come out in all the
Halloween movies, so she was a huge,
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huge name and doing other movies as
well. So exactly, yeah,
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you're absolutely right with it. You
don't put a movie star in a TV
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show. Remember the show that Robin
Williams did with Galler from what was that
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name of that TV Sarah Gallagher?
No, not Mark and Mindy, but
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Robin Williams came out in a show
in the two thousands with Sarah Michelle Gallagher,
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which is Freddie Junior's wife, you
know, and that show bombed within
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the first season, which kind of
probably led to Robin Williams depression, which
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kind of probably helped push him over
the edge right to feel the way he
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did to what he was when he
left to go over the edge. But
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you do not put a top notch
actor from the movies and silver screen or
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even prior success on a TV in
a mediocre television show that you're only trying
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to get views and not get really
substance out of it, you know.
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So we've seen that. But that's
a great show that you brought up to
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that point, because that is one
of the first shows that I think Hollywood
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really took it in the keyster for
Easter on that one. Here's the next
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commercial for nineteen eighty nine, your
latest fine designer colored pine saw pine saw
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liquid broad spectrum formula. It's new
lovely straight mom. Broad spectrum means a
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whole lot more clean than my pine
saw. It's got broad cleaning power for
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detergent, broader germ killing power.
You know the funny thing about this commercial,
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the pint saal commercial power. They're
smelling it like it's the greatest smelling
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thing in the world. Pine salt
smells like it was the gas chamber.
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It was horrible, horrible smell.
Whoa pine salt? That's why it cleans
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so well. It smells like hell. Did you guys use pine sall at
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home? Oh? Yeah, bro
come on, man, we're you know
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what else we we april, We're
latinos man. We use everything that smells
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strong. To keep the kids up. Just put our water and bleach.
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It works. Keep everybody out of
the house wherever. You know germs are
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coming in your house, because nobody's
coming into your ouse. Bro. But
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pine salt kind of put like that. It smells pretty, smells like a
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hospital. I'm not going in there, right exactly, egg exactly. All
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right. Here's another commercial from nineteen
eighty nine. All right, here you
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go, here you go. I
see, we share a wonderness for muffing
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an egg breakfast sand which is brought
to us by the discriminating people at AMPM
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Mini Markets. Have you opted for
the succulence of ham or they firmly pecked
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sauce. Then he gets the guy
gets smacked in the face, but very
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ugly, lady and coasting, bringing
you to nine, My dear, I
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don't know muff and egg breakfast sandwich
at AMPM. I was that guy was,
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so you'll remember that one very clear. Huh oh. Yeah, he
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was so repulsive and like clever and
kind of he was creepy perverted. Yeah,
470
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.239
he was creepy, but like he
got away with it. And you're
471
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:59.400
right, it reminds me of you
because I too get away with behavior like
472
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:05.960
that. That commercial man that brings
back memories. He cut that character.
473
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:13.000
Closing your eyes, you could picture
the Hamburgler of McDonald's talking just like That's
474
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:17.880
how you picture a slimy Hamburgler when
you think of that guy when he's talking,
475
00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:22.599
talk correct, talk, just like
the Hamburgler. All right, here
476
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:25.119
we go. If you've ever wondered
about all the new dog foods out there,
477
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:29.719
you should know that no food is
better at keeping your dog bit and
478
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:35.480
healthy than these old favorites, Alpo
can and Albo Dry after fifty years,
479
00:40:35.639 --> 00:40:43.199
Nobuddy tops Alpo ah Alpo dog food. Yes, I remember Alpole. Now
480
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:47.599
just goin on another note. Uh, you know I'm an avid dog owner,
481
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:52.599
correct. I own two pitfulls and
you've seen my dogs. They're pretty
482
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:58.639
healthy. Right yep. Now we're
gonna talk on an al commercial and you've
483
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:02.800
been Alpo. You better get my
death Leffort song ready because here it comes.
484
00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:08.760
You have to emphasize money. Now. I would never seen a alley
485
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:19.599
dog Alpole because that is bidegradable substances
that will give you your dog cancer or
486
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:25.960
possibly some type of inter abdominal problem. It's better to go grain free.
487
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.039
Yeah, alpo alpole. Let's see
what else have we got here? In
488
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:35.639
the commercials from the eighties. Here, I think you like this on here
489
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:40.079
you go. Picture this a game
with over seventy million prizes, enough for
490
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:45.920
one out of three people to win. In producing scrabbles a Quickdonald's, you
491
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:52.480
can win chicken McNuggets a cool million
dollars, or spell the right word and
492
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:58.039
win a one thousand dollars shopping free
a sears. How are you gonna get
493
00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:05.199
all that stuff home? Ohla sprittle
it McDonald's in a word, you can
494
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.440
win, now, be honest with
me. Now, McDonald's holds all these
495
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:15.199
contests and and little gimmicks. Have
you ever known anybody to win anything more
496
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:19.320
than a big mac? No?
Never never. As a matter of fact,
497
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:22.480
all I ever won was fries.
You know, Ronald McDonald was the
498
00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:30.000
biggest clown that I wanted Bozo to
kick his ass, Ronald McDonald, And
499
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:35.280
I remember I won fries. I've
won cokes, I've won I won the
500
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.599
kids meals. What are they're called
the happy meal? Happy? I won
501
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.559
the the regular cheeseburger. Correct,
No, No, I've won, I've
502
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:45.800
won happy meals, and I've won
Big Max and quarter pounders, but I've
503
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:49.960
never won anything you know, substantial. No, now, just donald Remember
504
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:57.760
both of us go back to the
original McDonald's in Downey prior to the eighties.
505
00:42:58.239 --> 00:43:00.639
But yet both of us were at
the normal age to where we could
506
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:06.360
go to the McDonald's in Downey without
our parents, right, and we can
507
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:12.440
go and get a remember this,
we can get a regular hamburger for forty
508
00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:16.079
nine cents, that's right, a
regular cheeseburger for forty nine cents. You
509
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:22.920
can get anything under a dollar off
that special meal. But you can also
510
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:28.119
and now we come from the era
most of our listeners remember when the Happy
511
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.840
Meal came out? Correct, I
believe that was seventy nine eighty when the
512
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:39.360
Happy Meal came out, maybe eighty
one by the latest. But we recall
513
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:45.039
going to the McDonald's and getting you
can get a whole a big mac,
514
00:43:45.239 --> 00:43:51.239
a fry and the coke, and
we were paying what maybe two sixty nine.
515
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:59.000
Yeah, and that's when McDonald's was
like, by far, the superior
516
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:06.400
tasting and fastest fast food burger stop
you can go to. Back then,
517
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:10.800
that's what at least what I thought. Yeah, yeah, well McDonald's was
518
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:20.480
a very great asset and something that
modern America in that era had not seen.
519
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:28.280
They were definitely the leaders, and
remember are the biggest h company they
520
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:34.320
had to fight with was Jack in
the Box before Burger King, because Jack
521
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.800
in the Box also gave you a
meal deal, right, but Jack in
522
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:45.000
the Box guaranteed off the grill and
not off the heat. Lab as a
523
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:50.800
pode McDonald. Here's the phone commercial
is actually from one of one of McDonald's
524
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:54.800
competitions. And I used to love
this place as while when I was a
525
00:44:54.880 --> 00:45:00.679
kid. I'm kind of hungry.
Yes, that's good. Look over there.
526
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:04.239
What do you see? What I
say? Whoa double cheeseburgers? Exactly
527
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:10.519
what you gonna like this? Here
we go coming through playing through fellas than
528
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.719
Burger King VKA doubles featuring the barbecue
bacon double cheese burger and the new Salsa
529
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:27.480
double with hallopen and cheese. Yep, Burger King b K doubles. I
530
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.800
don't remember ever ordering that. My
favorite thing that Burger King has always bear
531
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:35.800
the double whopper. Yeah dude,
I A yeah, the Burger King doubles
532
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.119
were good. Now, I did
like Burger King, but you know what,
533
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:43.760
I've never cared for Burger King French
fries or the Burger King onion rings.
534
00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:49.719
They always, uh, we're missing
a certain type of a taste.
535
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:53.400
Maybe me being the fool that I
was, I liked the salt, but
536
00:45:53.440 --> 00:46:00.360
they were always a bit caseless in
in my liking. But Burger King is
537
00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:04.480
always lacked in the flavor department.
In the fries. I did like their
538
00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.679
their onion rings, but as a
matter of fact, they got so many
539
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:12.480
complaints for the tasteless fries they had
to redo their fries. There was a
540
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:16.039
point that everybody got mad because everybody
There was a point when where we found
541
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:21.280
out that Burger King wasn't even using
real potatoes for their fries. Do you
542
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.760
remember this, Yes, I remember
that, Yes I remember. I don't
543
00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:30.440
remember what they were using, but
it was discussing and now supposedly now they
544
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:34.039
use real potatoes, but they still
don't taste like potatoes. No, they
545
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.559
don't. You know what, I'm
gonna go on a limb and away from
546
00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:44.239
both entities that we're discussing. Anybody
out there that is a fan of fast
547
00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:50.480
food back in the eighties or even
a fan of today's burger stands and is
548
00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:54.440
a distinct disciple of the eighties.
I would go out on the limb and
549
00:46:54.519 --> 00:47:01.760
say, to me, the best
fast food burger fried Combo has to be
550
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:07.599
from In and Out. There's no
other entity, there's no other establishment.
551
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:12.599
To me, it beats all of
them. Well, yeah, you know,
552
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.199
and you're right. But the problem
is that they weren't all over the
553
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.559
United States. They're still not an
every state of the United States. No,
554
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:22.800
they were. They're basically the day
forefronted here in southern California. Y.
555
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:27.360
Yeah, you have to be from
southern California. And I can only
556
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:35.920
speak my mind being and Angelino.
Although I live in a on or to
557
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:39.800
do Hugs area where I will not
disclose where I leave because I am afraid
558
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:46.719
I will be beaten and dragged by
a Trump flag where I live, so
559
00:47:46.760 --> 00:47:52.519
I won't go into where I live. But Southern California you cannot beat.
560
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:57.639
You cannot beat In and Out burgers, my brother, You can't know,
561
00:47:57.760 --> 00:48:01.239
you just can't. You know.
The interesting thing is they make one natural
562
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:06.159
fries. You can see when they're
when they're cutting the fries. But they're
563
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.320
fries if you don't eat them in
that moment when you get them, they're
564
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:16.159
they're They're not the greatest fries.
They get very uh stale and they get
565
00:48:16.199 --> 00:48:20.920
cold and stiff sale, very fat. Yeah, so that's it's weird.
566
00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:24.559
And the funny thing is that McDonald's, which has the best tasting fries in
567
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:30.239
my opinion, it takes them.
They have eighteen ingredients to make up their
568
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.920
french fries. I bet you didn't
know that. Eighteen different ingredients. Yep,
569
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:39.159
look into it. Eighteen different ingredients
to make up McDonald's French fries.
570
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:42.719
This is back to the eighties.
When we come back, there's more manness
571
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:45.639
of to Scanto and change. So
don't go away because we got commercials of
572
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:50.280
the eighties. You remember the eighties
five right, well it lives loud and
573
00:48:50.519 --> 00:49:00.440
proud. On back to the eighties
with my pals to Scotto and Chey got
574
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:06.480
back to the eighties. Let me
explain something deep. I am a vintage
575
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:14.840
mass marketed children's toy from the eighties. Hold a little Girl show no work
576
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:21.480
sent to you. Stand up,
little girl. Broken heart can't be that
577
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:28.199
bad when through, it's through,
big between the both of you. To
578
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:31.920
come on, bab, come around, let it be you don't mind you
579
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:45.760
show you one who to be with
you. No thing that's right. This
580
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:50.360
is back to the eighties, and
that's mister Big with to Be with You.
581
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:53.639
And you're probably going, that's not
an eighties song, and you know
582
00:49:53.679 --> 00:49:59.480
what, You're right, this is
their greatest hit nineteen ninety one. However,
583
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:02.119
this band is a band of the
eighties, and that's why I'm playing
584
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:07.559
it. Plus, I really liked
the song. I got a small comment
585
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:10.880
too, I got a little side
note to a little changry you know,
586
00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:15.519
something that made me angry. Note
of the eighties, but of most recent
587
00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:21.559
now. A lot of you that
are listening are also members of our Eighties
588
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:27.719
group on Facebook and our Eighties page, to which I really want to say
589
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:31.599
thank you for your support in that. But every time we put something on
590
00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:37.280
their chang for the most part,
you get some great comments. But once
591
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.719
in a while, you'll get a
jerk, you'll get a toad, you'll
592
00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:46.719
get a tool controller that just you
know you you wish you can have this
593
00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:50.840
person in front of you, you
know what I mean. About A week
594
00:50:50.880 --> 00:50:58.360
ago, I placed a post on
our Facebook regarding mister Big and what I
595
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:01.519
said in the post it was it
was on a Monday, it was November
596
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.119
twenty third, and this is what
I put on the post Monday trivia.
597
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:12.400
All right, So that's the announcement
I'm announcing. There's it's a trivia question
598
00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:19.559
and it says, can you name
this band that formed in nineteen eighty eight
599
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:23.840
and had one of their biggest hits
until nineteen ninety one? Fair? Is
600
00:51:23.840 --> 00:51:30.360
that a fair question? So we
reached about almost twenty three thousand people on
601
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:36.679
this post, so it was a
pretty good post. And we almost had
602
00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:42.239
about three thousand comments on it,
and that's great stuff. And out of
603
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:47.679
those three thousand, I hate when
I read them because I let the insignificant
604
00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.039
ones, the ones that are trollers, get to me. So I get
605
00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:57.440
two people commenting they said. One
of them said, what kind of a
606
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:02.320
stupid question is that? They said? Badly formed question? And I'm going,
607
00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:07.400
what are they talking about? And
then another person said they had more
608
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.719
songs than the one I mentioned,
and I'm thinking, what are these people
609
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.280
talking about? All I ask is
can you name the band that was formed
610
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.519
in nineteen eighty eight that had one
of their biggest hits in nineteen ninety one?
611
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:22.519
And somebody said it wasn't one of
their biggest hits, it was their
612
00:52:22.679 --> 00:52:25.119
biggest hit. That's not even the
point. So I bring that up.
613
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:30.920
I bring that up just because it
just amazes me how people will look at
614
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:38.559
something so it's like they're looking for
mistakes and and it really drives me nuts.
615
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:43.599
Also to let people know that when
we're posting, you know, this
616
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:45.159
is not a blog. We're not
I'm not a you know, we're not
617
00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:51.079
writers. But in sometimes because we're
trying to post something really fast, there
618
00:52:51.079 --> 00:52:54.480
may be a typo from time to
time, and forgive us that. Sometimes
619
00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:59.760
it's late at night or early in
the morning and you know, the issues
620
00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:04.880
of life, and maybe we'll skip
a letter and there'll be some toad out
621
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:10.920
there pointing out the fact that something
was misspelled. When you come into somebody
622
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:17.280
of that realm, they usually are
up to the post of knocking you down.
623
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:22.679
And it doesn't matter what you post. It doesn't matter if you missed
624
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:27.760
a syllable, a vowel, or
a noun. What I called you have
625
00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:32.599
trollers, haters, and like I
mentioned a bit ago, the chant here
626
00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:38.599
has been in Facebook jail so many
times for things that I have supposedly said.
627
00:53:39.119 --> 00:53:44.239
I said out of content, and
some things I said out of because
628
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:49.039
I don't really give a rask hooty
what you think about what I'm gonna say,
629
00:53:49.079 --> 00:53:52.039
because I'm gonna say it. But
the funny thing is, I remember
630
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:59.639
that post that we put up there, and some of the negative responses we
631
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:06.920
got. We're sure haters, haters
of that band, haters of that realm
632
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:14.440
of eighties music, or haters of
the way that you promoted the grammar to
633
00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:21.199
write that both and me, brother, it's just haters. And as we've
634
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:27.039
both been around in the radio business
and we've had to promote ourselves via social
635
00:54:27.079 --> 00:54:30.639
media, I am not surprised by
any of the hate that we get.
636
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:38.519
It just I'm astonished by some of
the particular hate that we get that is
637
00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:46.480
due to sheer hate and ridiculousness,
or just I'm in a negative mood.
638
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:52.840
Hey, I fell on my face
when I put my underwear on because I
639
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:59.199
cannot stand up straight and put on
my underwear on without sitting on the bed.
640
00:54:59.599 --> 00:55:05.239
So therefore I'm going to take my
aggravation out because you missed a syllable,
641
00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:10.679
or because you're promoting a song that
I don't think was particular of their
642
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:15.760
great material. Hey brother, Hey, yeah, And it amazes me that
643
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.320
people they will take their time rather
than just answer the question to the movie
644
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:23.920
trivia like just answer or not answer
it at all. No, they take
645
00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:30.960
their time to tell you something you
did wrong because in their mind, in
646
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:35.239
their mind, that says that they
are better than you. I guess what
647
00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:37.800
am I getting mad over it?
They're not heard in over forty countries.
648
00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:43.559
We are, we are, and
you know what's funny, it's a mirror
649
00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:47.760
image of what we are as Americans
nowadays. And like you know, we're
650
00:55:47.800 --> 00:55:53.679
not going political, but with this
last presidency that is on their way out,
651
00:55:55.000 --> 00:56:02.719
we have seen an uprise on cyberbulling
bullying as a general, people that
652
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:08.320
are cowards in real life, that
feel that they have balls of steel to
653
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:15.000
put people down or put people in
check on their own perspective to which they
654
00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.760
feel is correct, and they feel
that they need to be the judges of
655
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:30.440
inadequacies of everybody else. And we
see that in a higher decimal than we've
656
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:35.519
ever seen it before. And I'm
going to say it again, I don't
657
00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:42.119
care what people think of what my
political plateau is, because you know what
658
00:56:42.159 --> 00:56:47.519
I'm talking about. We are allowed
more of cyber bullying and cyber hate now
659
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:53.440
than anything we've ever seen of this
magnitude in the past, back to the
660
00:56:53.480 --> 00:57:00.800
eighties. Everybody that listens to us
can go back to a time or if
661
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:05.639
we had a bully, you either
their friended them, tried to talk them
662
00:57:05.639 --> 00:57:09.119
out of their hate, or you
knock the snot out of them. Brother.
663
00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:15.679
Therefore, the bully was dealt with
back then and there and the majority
664
00:57:15.679 --> 00:57:21.800
of the time when you crossed the
bully and you confronted them, and either
665
00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:28.000
you knocked the snot out out of
them physically or you shed the light on
666
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.280
them intellectually. Right, you hit
it, you hit out of ten,
667
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:37.480
that bully was going to become your
friend. We missed that in today as
668
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:44.360
we did it back in the eighties. So it's it's it's very it's very
669
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:49.360
good that you brought up that post
and that point because it kind of speaks
670
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:52.760
rounds of what we are of the
normal. We have a lot of hate
671
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out there, a lot of people
that feel that they are dominating or of
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significant to spew their bashing of hate
on somebody else's opinion. Very good point,
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but I do and I know we
don't like to touch upon the negative
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here because we are in upbeat mode
here. Back to the eighties. I
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mean, we feel one thing.
We want to make everybody out there feel
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better than they did before they hit
play, before they hit switched, before
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they downloaded, because the world is
so full of hate and bigotry and bowling
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and backstabbing that what we're trying to
represent is to take enlightenment to all that
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crap. And I'm glad you brought
that point up tonight on that one post.
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My brother, I really am because
that post. Yeah, and I
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shouldn't let those little tiny things get
to me. I had to answer this
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person back and I told them,
you know what, I'm sorry that you're
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the kind of person that dwells on
little insignificances and to point to point those
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little insignificances out, you know,
have a great week and be safe,
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because you know what, it just
truly says a lot of society. It
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also goes to show you, man, the no matter what you do,
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and I know there's a lot of
people out there that can identify with us,
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00:59:19.079 --> 00:59:22.719
you will never be able to give
everybody what they want. People are
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just we're you know, human nature, We're just like this. You know.
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I want to take a little moment
out to give a big shout out,
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a big shout out to the different
countries that do listen to us,
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you know, a big, big
shout out. And so if you don't
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mind, I'm going to go through
a list of countries and you know,
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kind of just say thank you,
thank you for taking the time out to
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listen to us. Not only are
we being listened to in more than forty
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countries, but our listenership has grown
in particular in Australia, South Australia,
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South Wales, Queensland, the Capital
Territory, Western Australia, as well as
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in the UK. We got people
they're listening all over England and they're listening
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01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:07.400
to us in Scotland. And our
listenership has grown into more countries. One
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of them in particular, it's the
land of the Germans, so people from
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01:00:12.800 --> 01:00:19.800
Bavaria are listening, people from North
Rhine Westphalia and Hamburg and the wood Timberg
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01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:22.960
region in Saxony, and I mean
there's a lot of people listening to us
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01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:29.079
in Germany. We just want to
thank everyone for taking the time to listen
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01:00:29.159 --> 01:00:31.400
to Jiscano and Chang. And you
know, the reason we're doing this program
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01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:36.480
is to put a little smile on
your faces and on our faces as well,
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01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:42.159
because by us talking about those times, believe it or not, it
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01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:46.599
does help to heal a lot of
stuff going on in our personal life sometimes.
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01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:51.719
I know you guys listened to tons
of stuff on the radio and podcasts,
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01:00:51.719 --> 01:00:54.119
maybe, but programs like this back
to the eighties. You know,
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01:00:54.239 --> 01:00:59.280
lots of times we know we're all
going through tough time in our life.
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01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:04.159
Maybe you've lost some relatives, some
loved ones because of COVID. I know
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01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:07.079
I have, and a lot of
people that I know have as well.
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01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:12.679
You know, this is a program
where we can go back mentally in a
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01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:19.199
mental time machine and go to a
time that life was a little bit easier
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01:01:19.639 --> 01:01:23.800
and a whole lot different, a
time where we can, as Chang mentioned,
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01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:29.119
we can smile, share some laughs, and no matter what was going
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01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:32.559
on, because it was a it
was a time when we had no social
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01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:37.960
media, we had no electronics like
we do today. It was a less
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busy world in our head. Sometimes, I mean, we can get overwhelmed
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01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:46.679
with information in our head and sometimes
we get to a point where we can't
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01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:50.760
take it anymore. And you know
what, I want to welcome you guys,
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01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:52.760
sit back to the eighties, because
together we can take that mental time
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01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:58.000
machine and trouble back to a time
that made us smile. So on,
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behalf of Tiscano and Chang and might
half a Doscano. Just thanks, thanks
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01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:05.840
for taking the time to make back
to the eighties what it is going to
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01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:08.920
be. Have a great week,
be safe, and don't let the little
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01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:14.320
things get you down. All right, before I release you, this is
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the chang. Before I release you
to another blissed weekend, Bang, I
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01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:25.559
want you all to remember that a
smile goes a long way. Every day
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01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:30.360
may be a strain and a struggle, but as long as you prevailed the
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01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:32.800
next day with a smile and a
hope to conquer whatever you have to,
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01:02:34.679 --> 01:02:38.679
then you are a winner. We
are all here as one race, the
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human race. We must do everything
in our power to regain our dominance right
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here on the earth. If you
can't touch somebody, call them, tell
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01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:55.039
them you love them, tell them
your care about them. Until next week,
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we are here to give you nothing
but enlightenment and entertainment. So to
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all my homies out there, order
arios riva as tamanyana, and to everybody
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out there or a lear from the
chain, take me back to back,
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take me back to my



















