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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm shadowing Stevens and you must listen
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to Back to the Eighties Radio.
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It's the law.
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Are you sitting comfortably then we'll begin.
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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, this is Back to the Eighties Radio.
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Brace yourselves, because coming up on this program is a
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man who has spent the last forty years publicly declaring
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war on synthesizers. That's right. He says that new way
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ruined real music, claims it rum machines are lazy, and
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once called a keyboard a typewriter with an identity crisis.
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But don't let him fool you, because, deep down, way
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deep down in his black soul, buried under that denim jacket,
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questionable decisions and one too many late nights in nineteen
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eighty seven on the strip, this man knows every single
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word to the Smith's albums and has absolutely cried to
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them alone in the dark, probably holding the album here
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on Back to the Eighties Radio, he is known as
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the very Quaint, the man of the taint Chang. How
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do you like that intro?
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Chang?
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Uh? That intro? Now, I'll tell you that made me
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feel proud, misrespected. It put me in a frenzy of emotions. Yes, tu,
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the only way I could gather my emotions and feelings
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is to retaliate your words of such fierceness, shredding to
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the point, but to claim that I would wear any
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attire of the smell.
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But you do it all the time. And ladies and gentlemen,
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right here in the studio, he's probably going to be
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judging every single one of your choices and music while
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we're on break now, holy right, he's the most confused
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man in eighties radio history.
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That is nice. I said, you know what, and I
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should get up and beat you with your own hands,
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except for those gold forty fives that you swing and
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shoulder holster intimidates me. Although one evening in the studio
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and you have had enough play with my own emotions.
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Ier will stand, remove your glasses which will impale your vision,
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and I will hit you with your own hands from
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every respot in the room, and your sons will be
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videotaping it with Benny Hill music in the back. And
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then I will hug you, give you a kiss on
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the head, pour you another shot, and put your disturbing, silly,
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drunken ass to sleep for the night. Good night Irene.
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Hello everybody, this is the chag, the legend in my
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own mind. Happy Saint Patrick's Day. Out there, Everybody, remember,
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do not drink and drive. If you are drinking, get
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an uber, get a special friend, a sober driver, a
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taxi cab. Just don't drink and drive because we need
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your soul to stay alive. Tonight the show is all
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about the holiday. We got a couple of specialists, some
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special music that could kind of put you in the
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mindset of what Saint Patrick's really is. The day of
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drinking festivities, running through the street like you had just
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found your pot of gold. We're gonna take you out
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with this one song, something from the only Irish number
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one band of decades of rock and roll, the legendary
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you too. You are listening to Back to the eighties
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radio with Tiscatawan Chang on a Saint Patrick's Day, Have
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a shot because we got more for you.
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A dead Guy, one Man, the name of.
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One Man, Man, One Man, One Man, One Man's Love
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on My Glasses.
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One Man Eat Real Sis.
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Wood Man's Lost, one of Them siss one Man Man
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say no money, no four shillings, eyes, your move, sty.
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Your life, Say.
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Hey, This is Laurie Miller from the first and original
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expos and you're listening to Back to the Eighties Radio,
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which this.
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S all right, all right, that was you two with
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Pride in the Name of Love on Back to the
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Eighties Radio. Many chang They just don't make them like
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that anymore. And perfect timing because it is Saint Patrick's Day.
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Now drink to that, and yes you will, we will, Hey, cheers.
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If you grew up in the nineteen eighties, you already
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know that this wasn't This was not a low key holiday.
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It was loud. It was packed, and there was green everywhere.
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And I'm talking bright green shirts, cheap plastic hats, and yes,
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green beer flowing like nobody had to work the next day,
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regardless of what day of the week it was. You
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remember that right now?
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I remember that, and I remember if you didn't wear
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some type of a green you got pinched. Oh yeah, yeah,
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I remember beautiful green eyes, so I was never pinched.
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Oh is that what color your eyes are?
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Yes? When they're not when I'm.
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I thought, I thought it was due to what you
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medicate yourself with. But anyway, no, they would be read.
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Thank you.
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Ervising There were no phones, no posting, no proving that
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you were there. You just showed up to a party,
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a Saint Patrick's Day party, and whatever happened stayed in
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that night. And every single time there was always that
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one guy standing there with a drink in hand, complaining
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how new wave was ruining real music. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
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you know who he was. We found him and we
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brought him here to the show. Chang, how how are you?
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How did you celebrate Saint Patrick's Day?
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You know, I.
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Resent and totally hate that last comment from you, that
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that accusation is hurtful and disturbing, because I was always
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the friendly individual at the plubtune out of Love. I
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was the one that was asking others to play whatever
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type of music they wanted to, as long as it
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inspired you to have a drink August Stranger and go
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out and pinch somebody that's not in Green. I was
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always the happy leprecaun. Even though I am not well.
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You still provide a lot of happiness wherever you go, Ladies.
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It reminds me of a few weeks ago when we
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went to uptown Woodier with Chang and we happened to
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hit those finer, finer establishments and had some they oh yes,
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and we had some wonderful cocktails there with some Irish
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brand spirit and we had a great time. And yes,
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Chang brought the party to a dead man's scene that
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was there.
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As a matter of fact, that reminds me of a song.
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Let's go into it right here, right back to the
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eighties radio with something from Oingo Boingo at the dead
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man's party, all gather around you have been banged by
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tuscano and check.
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When your I.
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Don't nobody with nods inn live moving my attention to
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Aron wanted, but it was dods alive.
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I was got by lightning walking down a street and
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I ans it by something and I starting my slee
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incident masscarding.
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Who could ask for all.
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Everybody's gone as gobody go stark me for about them?
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So doll time.
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Fat all the stuff didn't still rough, but didn't man
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didn't didn't make that at my time, Sonny is not Bunny.
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Shop to night. Don't sends the soup, but it just
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one more.
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And I was looked like walking.
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Down the streak.
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I was hit myself the last time I steamer, it's
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a dead man's body.
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Who could ask for a ball?
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Everybody is coming your body of the dog needs your body.
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And sol At the doll.
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Way it's Bob, don't.
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What a.
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Time.
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It's only it's.
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What let's see.
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I was not bad, I think walked down a street.
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I'll sit by upstart speak. It's a dead mis body
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who could ask those ball? Everybody is calling me your
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body a.
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Go please about his that sol At the dog.
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Br time on this goble.
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What it's honestly.
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You ho blow you away because you're gonna call me
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a hey, You're gonna say something negative, something negative because
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my music is a one John, I can already imagine.
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Oh I love it.
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Also when I'm out of the bell, can youre getting
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ready for the hot tub with Lovey and Twain and joh.
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There it is there, it is Welcome back to the
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back to the eighties radio with Tiscato and check right
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here in Saint Patrick's Day type of festival now Tuscano
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Sat Patrick's Day. Remind all our lovely dwellers and good
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dwellers out there, please do not drink and drive.
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Let's get real for just a second, Chang you mentioned
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it tonight. Lots of people celebrating green everywhere, music, drinks,
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good times all around, and that's good, that's great. But
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here's the truth. One bad decision can turn into from
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great night into something you can never undo. So if
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you've been drinking, as Chang said, don't drink, d get
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an uber. Not think I'm okay, it's just a short trip,
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or I've done this before. Don't call a friend, call
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an uber, Crash on the couch, crash on the curb,
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it don't matter. Do what Chang does. Stop by your
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neighborhood Mexican restaurant and hang out at the table and
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just flirt away with the young lady at the table.
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How to hell do you know I do that? And
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do I have GPS in my Dodger hat? You?
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Well, you do when I was with you anyway, But
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I mean another story. That was another But all right,
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no playlist, no algorithms, no skipping tracks. Today we are
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going to be talking about right now the top five songs.
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So Chang's gonna choose five songs. I'm gonna choose five
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songs from Saint Patrick's day eighties styles. So Chang, I'm
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gonna let you because I'm a gentleman and I want
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to let you start. Who is your first song from
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the nineteen eighties for Saint Patrick's Day celebration.
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On my top list? Here is his favorite songs that
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were played in the nineteen eighties. Some of them made
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a little bit earlier than the eighties, but I'm gonna
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go ahead and tell you right now. Number five was
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ac DC have a drink on Me. That was always
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the start of a good pub party on Saint Patrick's Day.
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Then I'm gonna have to hit you with number four
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George Thoroughgood one Bourbon one Scotch and wone beer. Number
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three goes to Jimmy Buffett with Margueritaville. I'm not lying
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to you, okay. Number two get this was irin Yeah
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when nobody else by George thorough Good. Number two two Bye,
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Big George. Okay. Then of course number one in some
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of the pubs I was hanging around in the eighties,
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and after none more than the great Van Halen of Pasadena, California,
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with you Can Take your Whiskey. Oh wow, Wow, that's
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my top five right there.
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Well, I guess it is my turn, and that's gonna
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be pretty tough to beat. But I can tell you
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Number one hit the big number one in nineteen eighty two.
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Of course, Celtic inspired sounds that made it a natural
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fit for Irish theme nights. One of those songs that
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just instantly turned strangers into a single long crowd. And
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I'm talking about come on, I leave.
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Now.
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I know you've heard Dexi's Midnight Runners, and I know
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you've heard the song, and I know you love it
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because I can hear you humming it when you're at
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the supermarket.
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Number you know what I do like Number four and
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I dude, they were a band that should have been
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representing the gap with all the denim. That's right, that's right.
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And you know, by the way, come on to sca No,
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I know you got more. The main singer, he sounds
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like Robert Smith.
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Don't put him down like that.
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I always thought it was the Cure, by the way,
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but that's another story. My Number four from the Jay
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Giles Band, a song that was not Irish at all,
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but it was huge in bars in the early eighties.
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You can attest to this. It was high energy, fun, loud, perfect,
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It was party is in full swing track Jay Giles Band,
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yet with centerfold all right. Number two released in nineteen
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eighty one, and this became probably one of the most
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recognized songs in the world and in bars, perfect late
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night anthem. Everybody knows that everybody sings it and everybody
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will join in when they hear this song from Yes
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your favorite rock band Chang journey.
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With Don't Stop Believing It. That song would make me cry.
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I would only drink just to cry and possibly jump
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in front of a train, a suicide drinking song.
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Come on, Oh and my number one song, of course
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it's I'm going to choose one that I didn't listen
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to just because I need to be fair. Because if