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If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you
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do this Back to the Eighties.
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Welcome back. That's right, Welcome back everybody to the one
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and only Back to the Eighties Radio Show. This is
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Tuscano from Tuscano and Chang, and we are back. It's
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been about four months since we last connected, and I know, yeah,
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we were out trying to make millions of dollars to
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come back and do the show the right way. And
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guess what, we didn't do it, but we did manage
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to bring ourselves behind the mic again. I promise it's
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going to be worth the wait. Before we begin, I
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have got some exciting news because in the first of
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the year twenty twenty six, Back to the Eighties Radio
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is officially launching our brand new twenty four hour station
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with ten thousand songs in rotation, NonStop music, memory the
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magic of the greatest decade ever, with commercials, traffic reports
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of the eighties. This isn't your normal radio station, and
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of course once in a while we'll put something that's
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up to date, but keep listening and visit our new
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website FM eighties dot com for all the details. Now
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for today's show, A to grab your favorite drink, sit
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back and close your eyes. If you're driving, don't close
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your eyes. Just turn this up because what you're about
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to hear is the closest thing we have to a
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real time machine. For the next thirty minutes, we're going
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to be going back to Los Angeles and Boston. We're
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going to be playing complete clips of shows from the
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legendary stations like Boston's WBVF Power one of six Kiss FM,
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and eventually we'll hear a lot more. You're going to
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be hearing the on air personalities as they were in
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that very moment. You're going to hear the commercials that played,
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the traffic reports, the sports reports, the whole nine yards,
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the whole experience, exactly as it went over the air
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at that time. This is how radio felt. This is
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what inspired Chang and me to get behind the microphone,
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and this is why back to the eighties radio is
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back and not going anywhere. So I'm not gonna keep
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you waiting any longer. Step inside this time machine and
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let's go back to the nineteen eighties.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm shadowing Stevens and you must listen to back to
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the eighties radio.
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It's the law.
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Oh my god, oh the snake is awake. Good morning.
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It's about twenty four minutes after sly.
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Hey boys, this good news here. Barbie's gonna keep the baby.
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So, by the way, we're still having our impossible question
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this morning, and it is a ta ara damaitmann mama sapajajas.
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What's the clue?
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The clue at uh auto auto is the clue that
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that that is?
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There's no other way too, So it's auto a U
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t o, not otto.
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That's right autos so that that's the only way they
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know how to say it.
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So it has something to do with a car.
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Okay, it's twenty five minutes after seven seven twenty five now,
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par one oh six. Monica, I can't believe you didn't
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report this.
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This is absolutely true.
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I'm mean reading this in a bunch of newspapers that
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a doctor at Harvard Medical School has been telling women
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that if they have infections of any type and they're.
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Worried about it. You mentioned this to me the other.
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Day and I had to look it up finally, and
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I did see it the other day. I think in
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the Herald that they're supposed to put their underwear in
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the microwave often. Now I'm gonna say that, du I'm
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gonna say something. I don't know what I'm talking about now,
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But the thing was called a yeast infection.
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Is that a bad thing?
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Does it hurt?
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Does it itch? What does it do?
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It's when you have a problem baking bread.
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No, no, no, come on here, I'm.
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Not it's it's a female problem.
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So if you have this problem you have, you put
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your underwear in the microwave, aove it and it kills
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the germs.
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I just read that the other day.
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But the yeast is in gosh, is gross on your
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own where it's don't don't mention it.
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I don't know what else it does.
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So, ladies, if you're having trouble, and the doctor said,
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there's gonna be a.
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Lot of jokes made about this. I heard this guy
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talking the other.
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Day on one of those consumers on networks and stuff,
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so I just wanted to bring it to you. I mean,
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it's just another wonderful use that and of course, you
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know putting toy poodles in there, which was another fun.
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Thing we did for I know you do. It's twenty
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six minutes after seven o'clock. So there you go.
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By the way, this is trash Day, not just because
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we're talking. We're going through one of the this morning,
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the assistant general manager, Debbie Burley's trash can.
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We're gonna go through later on at Power one oh six.
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That'll be good at seven twenty six, now sixty eight degrees.
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In our headlines this morning. A lot of trouble today
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within the new Mike Tyson entourage, and a barroom brawl
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actually hospitalizes a pop music star here in Hollywood. We're
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gonna check it all out for you and go out
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to the freeways.
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Get a look at traffic too. Next at Power what.
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O six at Donald's presentence Great moments in the history
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of the All American Meeting.
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And sports Mike Tyson is now suing his manager, trying
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to get out of his contract. At the Ballpark's Dodgers
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lost to Houston four to three, Angels fell to the Twins,
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say to two. Power Community Project eighty eight wants you
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to know that swimming lessons for people of all ages
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and skills will be held all summer long at more
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than fifty pools around Los Angeles this summer.
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I never learned how to swim. Really that's too bad.
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Well you check it out.
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Just give a call to the LA City Recreation and
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Parks Department or call us here in the power lines
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and we'll check it out for you.
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I once stayed at a hotel so exclusive.
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I think I'm kidding you that you had to actually
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when you were drowning, you had to show your room
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key before that looks.
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That you're kidding at manager interrupting me. I'm Spower Weather
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for the Southland Hazy hot Today. Heis near eighty five
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in Los Angeles, ninety in the valley today, seventy along
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the coast, and currently sixty eight degrees already.
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I'm Monica Brooks. You're up to dated seven thirty one. Now.
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Oh now I'm supposed to say, saw you Okay.
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You had to take your clothes off to put your
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underwear in the microwave by Jermaine Stewart later this morning.
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That's your next power choice of on.
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Bob Cusy came to Klastoga quite a few years ago.
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Back then, out everyone in the West had tried our
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Kalistoga sparking mineral water, so Bob decided it was time
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they did.
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He drove to County fairs from four h clubs to.
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The finished line of all sorts of laces, and from
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the trunk of his car he handled out free bottles
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of Kalastova mineral water at anyone who was thirsty.
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Of course, once people tasted, they were all too happy
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pay for it next time. Bob still weathers today and
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he hasn't changed a bit. People who visit.
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Us in Kalistoga always get a nice tour of the
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plan and a.
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Bottle or two Kalistova for the road, courtesy.
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Of Bob Peacey.
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Kalistoka sparkling mineral water, the original Napa Valley mineral water.
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These are the voyages of the starship kiss It's five
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minute mission to seek new life forms.
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He yeah, I yeah name may yeah put them life.
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Into there to give away millions of dollars in cash
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to boldly go where no radio station has been stupid
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enough to go before.
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Looking at a hura. Your flying is open, Captain Sulo.
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Captain, I may be Chinese, but I speak better English
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than anyone listening.
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Check out Kiptain. We are relating the boundaries of good days.
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And besides, you have a piece of toilet paper hanging
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from your.
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Shoe Scottie Engineering report. Captain Diezer, I've got to.
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How about no one the kiss crystals are going into
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overhalld and bite a ways up.
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Did anybody mention that there's a piece of spinach sticking
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to your front teeth?
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Music room, full power, I sack cash, I Mercedes, I
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saw hits, I saw excited films.
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I you new by all teenagers.
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I I saw petroleum jelly, early magazines.
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I've got them here and they're cling on.
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Stand up and take notice.
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Settle, then bless the music out of the phaser back
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six twenty one to coach Charlie right coming up next Genesis,
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I love.
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To coach you O this number.
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Don Don Johnson, Miami Vice. He's the star Miami Vice.
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And also he won his first speed race this weekend.
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It was a powerboat. It was the Budweiser Challenge. He
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came in first place. How about Don Johnson coaching.
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Anybody wants dumb enough to get in one of those
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boats and drive it, deserves to whatever he gets.
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Six twenty six. The big story this morning, the NFL
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players strike.
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The date for the strike has been set September twenty second,
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two weeks from yesterday. That won't happen that early, but
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that is the tentative date. I think if a strike comes,
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it'll be a week later September twenty nine. If the
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greedy players strike in two weeks, many of them will
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lose their NFL pension rights. They're too smart for that.
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Those rights are guaranteed after the third weekend of this season.
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And so you know the strike won't come until after
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the third weekend, which will be on a Tuesday, September
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twenty ninth. Meantime, dedicated NFL football fans are in pre shock,
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hoping this strike talk is just so much of a bad,
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bad dream.
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God to understand how such a deal could take place
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in this day and age.
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So the Raiders are being sued again, So what else
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is new? This time?
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La City Councilman Ernani Bernardi is suing the Raiders and
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suing the Erwindale City Council. Bernardi says Erwindale's city fathers
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had no right to use public money to pay the
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Raiders that ten million dollar inducement to move. Bernardi is
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suing to force the Raiders to pay back the ten
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million and stop the whole idea of moving out of
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the coliseum. How about the frivolous use of Los Angeles
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public funds by Councilman Bernardi in court costs and legal
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fees for this pathetic lawsuit.
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A matter of public notice and disgrace.
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If history is any guide, Al Davis will probably counter sue.
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He'll probably win as usual because he's right as usual,
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and then he'll probably collect punity damages from LA for
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the nuisance value of this lawsuit. Come on, Councilman Bernardi,
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you're the one misusing public funds. The Dodgers whip Cincinnati
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five to three, but I dare you to find the
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story about it on page one of the LA Times
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Sports section. The Dodgers have been buried on page four
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of the Times sports pages. The Times, assuming that fans
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are bored with Dodger news, and they're probably right, the
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Angels are on the front page of the Time Sports section,
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along with the story of their latest loss for to
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two to Kansas City. If you want to keep up
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with all these scores and the rest of the breaking
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scores all day long, let me suggest a free score line.
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You know there are a lot of phone lines that
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charge you anywhere from fifty five cents to two bucks
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for score updates. If you're the big fan that wants
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to know what's going on, I'll do you a favor
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and give you the number of the biggest and best
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score line. It's free. It's six two eight thirteen thirteen.
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I don't often give phone numbers. It's hard to remember them.
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This one's pretty easy to remember. If you're into sports scores,
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there's a free number, six two eight thirteen thirteen. The
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best thing about this score number is that it's free.
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And one more thing if the rain goes away. Today's
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big match at the US Open Tennis tournament Pitts, Evon Lindall,
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Hivon Lindell and coach Charlie Wright or the sports concerts
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I have ever met, you're definitely one of them. Against
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John McEnroe, that should be a great match. Lindall has
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favored to take the pressure off mcenroll by beating him